Starting today, and for the next two weeks, Evil Inc will update on Tuesday and Thursday. I’m going to take a breather to enjoy a little summertime fun with my wife and two sons.
And I have to take a second to thank the people who have made it possible for me to say that for the first time in fifteen years — my Patreon supporters. Without their support, I would never have been comfortable enough to risk stepping away from the computer for a couple weeks, and with my boys getting bigger every day, that means more to me than ever.
So thank you, Patreon peeps! As of this writing, you’ve taken us past the $2K mark, and I have some fantastic stuff planned for July to reward you for your kindness! Build-a-Baddie Returns (And It’s Bigger, Badder, and More Chaotic)
The last Build-a-Baddie Poll was such a hit, it spun off not one but two projects — a microfic and a 1,500-word short story!
So naturally… we’re doing it again.
Welcome back to Build-a-Baddie — the crowd-sourced character experiment where you decide:
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The creature
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The personality
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The situation they’re caught in
I take your winning combo and turn it into a brand-new illustration.
There’s also a Wildcard section if you want to whisper your weirdest ideas into the void. No promises… but I will read them.
Voting opens this week on Patreon. Bring your best (and worst) ideas.
Transcript — Evolution Success Stories
A single-panel cartoon shows two bug-like creatures standing on a forest floor surrounded by large green leaves. Both have tall, thin, purple bodies with spindly limbs and antennae. The bug on the right has colorful, symmetrical butterfly wings with orange, black, and white patterns and looks relatively normal — an evolution success story The bug on the left has a strange, mismatched set of wings that resemble bold, graphic signage instead of natural wings. The wings are black with bright orange arrows and large words pointing in different directions, including “TASTY,” “HERE,” and “YUM!” with arrows directing attention toward the bug’s own body. The malformed-wing bug looks uneasy, while the butterfly-wing bug looks on. Beneath the comic, a caption reads: “All I’m saying is… it’s easy to be a fan of evolution if all you hear about are the success stories…”
To the right of the panel is a blue box that reads: “Intermission — The Evil Inc storyline will continue next week.”
