Chapter 17 | Page 3b: Hot Stuff

Posted on December 19, 2025 by Brad Guigar

Today’s page takes us back to Ralph’s Diner, where Captain Heroic proves—once again—that nothing rattles him… not even a surprise soup bath.

Hailey is mortified, Captain Heroic is dripping, and somewhere across the diner, Yazmine Velour is livestreaming the whole thing as heart emojis rain from the internet. It’s a small moment, but one that says a lot about who Cap really is—and why people can’t help falling for him.

Transcript

Panel 1
Hailey (distraught that she has dumped hot soup on Captain Heroic): Omigod Omigod Omigod…

Captain Heroic (turning to another person eating at the diner): Excuse me. Would you hand me a napkin, please? (The person hands him a napkin)

Panel 2

Hailey: I’m so sorry Captain Heroic, sir. I didn’t mean to — {sob}

Panel 3

Captain Heroic (handing her the napkin): Here. Please don’t cry.

Panel 4

Captain Heroic (continues): Most of my first impressions involve disintegration rays. And actual impressions. In concrete.

Panel 5

Captain Heroic: This was far more pleasant — not counting the bay leaf in my shirt.Yazmine Velour (as she livestreams the interaction from the other side of the diner, a torrent of heart emojis flow from her phone as the audience reacts): Omigod Omigod Omigod

After Dark

This week's commissioned MicroFic delivers exactly what you’d want from a pairing between Dynasty and Father Christmas.

  • Yes, he lives up to his name.

  • Yes, Dynasty knew exactly what she was doing.

  • No, the North Pole will never be the same.

I also posted the Goblin Girl MicroFic from the Monster Girl poll — and the response was so good, I might need to make these poll-powered MicroFics a recurring thing!

Site Features

Posted on September 9, 2006 by Brad Guigar

Site Features

I’ve added a new site feature — right below this blog — so I thought it would be a good idea to do a quick rundown of all the things you can do here for any new readers.

First, the new feature is a Google search engine, with which you can search the Evil Inc site. You can use this to find previous posts in the blog on a particular topic. You can also use it to search the Web itself.

Comic search: You can search the comics, too, using the Ohnorobot search engine that appears directly under each comic. Type in a word (or words), hit “Go,” and find all the comics that use the word(s) you typed. You can volunteer to transcribe a comic by clicking on “Transcribe This Comic” tag under any comic that has not been transcribed yet.

Free e-mail subscription: You can get each day’s comic mailed directly to your inbox. Just send an e-mail to [email protected] to get added to the mailing list.

Free e-mail newsletter: You can get the scoop on all of my comic projects and some insider information about the Evil Inc plot — including spoilers. Just send an e-mail to [email protected] to get added to the mailing list.

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RSS Feed (blog): Stay updated on the latest from the blog with the RSS feed.

RSS feed (comic):The strip itself also has an RSS feed.

Forum: If you haven’t checked out the Evil Inc forum yet, you’re missing out on some fantastic topics.

Wikipedia: Evil Inc has its own Wikipedia entry. Please feel free to add to it.

Other comics: Check out my weekly sex comic, Courting Disaster, and my bi-weekly longform comic about Philadelphia, Phables.

Books: You can get collections of all my work in book form.The best seller is the graphic novel based on Evil Inc. Even if you read the strip daily, it’s a whole new experience.