The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
VILF Shirt, Part ThreeOK… let’s table the color scheme for a moment and concentrate on the design itself.
The silhouette design is and overwhelming favorite. I made her a little more sexy, ditched the cuffed boots, and added stilletto heels and a devil’s tail (to drive home the evil concept). You’ll notice a few different tails — let me know which one works best for you.
I’m also trying out fonts — special thanks to
Paul Southworth who consulted on typography — and listening to any other issues that come to mind. Next, we’ll start talking color.
VILF Shirt, Part ThreeOK… let’s table the color scheme for a moment and concentrate on the design itself. 
