Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Rosario Dawson’s Comic

Rosario Dawson’s Comic[ContactMusic.Com] Sin City star Rosario Dawson is such a huge comic book fan, she decided to create a cartoon strip of her own. The star and family friend David Atchison crafted a story and a character based on Dawson’s personality, image, background and attitude. She explains, “I co-created it. It’s called the OCT – the Occult Crimes Taskforce and Sophia Ortiz, who looks like me in the comic book, she is a detective who polices magic crime in New York City. “It’s really fun. It’s very smart. We’re really shopping it around right now. “We’re going to Comic-Con (comic book convention) this weekend in San Diego – it’s a pretty big deal. It’s going to be awesome! “I geek out on some of the artists out there myself because I’ve been following comics for a long time. “It’s a totally different industry. In Hollywood they’ll kiss your butt a little, but they do not kiss any butt there, it’s awesome!”

Rosario… I’m at Booth 1330 and my lips are baby soft.

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