Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Harryhausen Comics To Debut

Harryhausen Comics To DebutThis one’s for Harry…

[SCI FI] A new comic-book line will debut in December with new adventures based on creations of legendary film visual-effects master Ray Harryhausen. Blue Water Productions will release the comics under the “Ray Harryhausen Presents” banner.

“We’re basically taking things a step further,” Blue Water head Darren Davis told SCIFI Wire. “These will not technically be sequels to Ray’s original stories, but rather new stories based on his artwork and ideas.”

The first three titles will be Wrath of the Titans, 20 Million Miles From Earth and Sinbad, Rogue of Mars. Harryhausen will also contribute his ideas to an updating of the original, long-running Blue Water project 10th Muse.
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