The Randomizer


Dr. Muskiday bursts into the Evil Inc office, weilding a gun. 

Panel 1:

Dr. Muskiday: "Doctor Whoosh! — I've got something for you!"

Panel 2:

Dr. Muskiday: "In honor of your visit, I'd like to present you with my latest invention: The Randomizer. It safely transports the target to a parallel universe — completely at random."

Panel 3:

Dr. Muskiday: "Because it's untraceable, the person is lost forever. But since it's non-lethal, the user can't be charged with a capital offense."

Panel 4:

Dr. Muskiday: "They're not dead. They're just terminally misplaced."

Panel 5:

Dr. Whoosh: "That's wonderful, m'boy!"

Panel 6:

Dr. Whoosh: "Please set it down over there. I have an announcement to make."

Dr. Muskiday: "Computer: Access to-do list: Check-off gun."

Phables — The Curse of Rafinesque

Here’s a special Phables* comic I did back in 2006, that I love to share every Halloween.

It’s the (mostly) true story about a botanist who taught at Transylvania University in Kentucky (the place really exists). When he was caught with the college president’s wife, he was ousted from campus. Upon leaving, he placed a curse on the institution, and, supposedly, every seven years, something tragic happens at Transylvania University. The last “Curse Year”, by the way, was 2018, so we’re due in just two more years.