Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Framed prints — Evil Inc door gags and the dentist’s favorite, Ninjavitis

I woke up with this cool idea, and it wouldn’t leave me along until I brought it into the world. There’s this cool poster floating around that just features the front doors of houses. It’s really beautifully done. And, in doing some of the final processing for the next Evil Inc book, I started to see those Saturday “hallway” gags as the perfect resource for a similar layout. doore_framed It turned out really nice! I uploaded it to my Redbubble site, where you can order it as a poster, canvas print,  framed print, metal print — even a greeting card! And each of those categories has several sizes they’re available in. While I was at it, I uploaded the popular Ninjavitis cartoon as a print. If you’re a dentist or dental hygienist — or if you just know of someone who fantasizes over cuspids — this would look awesome on their office wall. Ninjavitis