The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
I have some Artist Edition illustrations to share with you!
Once again, I’m making available a special 14-month calendar for Evil Inc fans. Featuring highlights from the past 12 months, this 11×17-inch calendar leaves plenty of room for jotting down dentist appointments, social outings and world-domination benchmarks. Use the handy preview widget below to see it cover to cover.
If you’d like an extra-special Artist Edition calendar, use the button below and remember to list your birthday and any special character requests. I’ll do a personalized illustration just for you wishing you a happy birthday on the appropriate month. If you’re looking for a unique gift for the holiday season, I couldn’t think of a better one!
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