Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

NSFW comic: Fifty Shades of Green, Page 3 (Evil Inc After Dark)

EI_After_Dark_008d_crop   I just posted another Patreon-exclusive page of my NSFW comic featuring sexy superhero hijinx. This is the fourth page to the “Fifty Shades of Green” storyline in which Lightning Lady shares one of her fantasies with Elastic Man, who uses his shape-shifting abilities to make it come to life.

By the numbers

This month alone, my Patreon backers have received: 6  Evil Inc spoilers (the comic posted at least a day early for their exclusive viewing) 4 — pages of Evil Inc After Dark (longform NSFW comics featuring the super-powered best Evil Inc has to offer) 4 — NSFW Halloween illustrations (full-color commissions featuring the Real Housewives of Transylvania) 7 — Evil Inc pin-ups 1 — Bonus cartoon 1 — Original art contest 1 — Exclusive studio tour (featuring photos of my studio no one else has seen) That’s one Patreon-exclusive post for every weekday in October… plus a couple extra! So, the question is… are you a Patreon backer yet? Try it out. You can cancel at any time. And if you pledge today, you’ll get access to all of the stuff I mentioned above — plus all of the exclusive content I published since starting this campaign last year!