Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Salvation Run #1: Review


Salvation Run has every intention of hitting the high mark set by Villians United — the current champ in super-villain team-up series. It starts out with heavy action within the first three pages, leaping into a melee involving the Rogues.

The villians have been exiled to a strange planet with mysterious creatures that constantly attack without warning. It’s an exile with a heavy dose of punishment. No tools. No supplies. No assistance of any kind.

And it seems other villains are being teleported in to different areas of the planet on a regular basis.

It’s a great hook — a nice treatment for the “survive on a desert island” theme. Sean Chen’s pencilling and Walden Wong’s inks are beautiful together. The art is clean, solid, and graceful. The writing is pretty tight, too. I’m in for the series.

Predictions: A huge band of villains get teleported by the middle of the first issue — including the Joker, Psimon, Clayface, and Cheetah. Looking at the makeup of the band, I’m expecting a few things from the outset.

(1) Look for a number of third-thier baddies to get the ax. Mister Terrible, Hammer, Girder, Mammoth, Tapeworm and Shimmer should have insurance forms filled out in triplicate.

(2) They’ll ax some second-tier villains to push sales. So we’re in wild-card territory. My call: Psimon or Mister Freeze. Too much character development has gone into the Rogues, so I’d say they’re safe. But if a Rogue goes, look for Heat Wave to take the fall.

(3) Love story: You have to have on in a “desert island” story. Heat Wave has already foreshadowed this as he convinces his fellow Rogues to investigate the second wave of villains: “What if there’s some females in this new group?”

Weather Wizard responds that Heat Wave has made sense for the first time that day.

There’s no reason to have Hyena and Cheetah on the same exile planet other than a little puppy — er, kitty — love. But a more surprising pairing would be nice. Maybe Joker and another Bat-villain — to make things worse of poor Harley when they inevitably return.