Chapter 16 | Page 15a: The Reptile Ruse

Just as devilgirl Desi is about to be escorted out of the office, Cassie Cruz’s trusty assistant rushes in to stop Desi’s termination! She might not be the mole because a second “lie” has been leaked to the superheroes!

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[Panel 1]
Jeremy runs into the office, yelling.
Jeremy: "WAIT! DON'T FIRE DES!!"
People in office look surprised
Jeremy: "Captain Heroic has been sent to the East Side to battle the All-Lizard League!"
Cassie Cruz: "Oh... no..."
Lightning Lady: "Worried your former business partner might catch salmonella?! This, I gotta see..."

[Panel 2]
Close-up of a reporter — Hana Takahashi  delivering a news broadcast
Hana Takahashi: "I’m on the city’s East Side, where Captain Heroic has been sent to battle a super-villain team-up!"

[Panel 3]
Captain Heroic is being interviewed by Hana as a cameraman records.
Captain Heroic: "It looks like a false alarm, Hana. There are no reptiles here. Unless you count your cameraman’s Crocs."

[Panel 4]
Scene shows a bird’s eye view of a city street
Captain Heroic: "You need to stretch for time? I could pretend to look for Stand-Up Chameleon."
Hana: "No worries. They already cut to another crew."

Another TV reporter: "I’m on South Juniper Street, where ten ambulance teams have been dispatched. LITERALLY."

In the scene, several ambulance drivers are lying scattered on the ground. 

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[Panel 6]
Back at the office
Giant Tess: "What does all of that have to do with Desi’s firing?"
Cassie Cruz: "Hoo boy… Ok... in order to find out who was leaking company secrets...I MAY HAVE planted false information in each of your work files..."
Tempest: "I get it. When the fake info gets leaked, you have your mole."
Miss Match: "The 'Zombie Movers' was one lie."
Lightning Lady: "And the All-Lizard League was another..."

[Panel 8]
Iron Dragon: "And the only person with all of the lies is..."
Cassie Cruz: "...me."

[Panel 9]
Tempest: "That only leaves one question..."
Shout from off-panel: "WHERE’S CASSIE CRUZ?!"

[Panel 10]
Angus the minotaur looms with Lethal Librarian fuming behind him, with several books orbiting her.

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