Chapter 17, Page 25a: The Algorithm Loves It
The algorithm loves it when Countess Influencia puts Captain Heroic to work.
Every time Cap serves her another cup of coffee, Hailey’s follower count jumps by a few thousand. There’s just one small problem: she doesn’t actually like coffee.
But when social-media success is finally within reach, apparently kidney function becomes a secondary concern.
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Two college roommates are spending a quiet night at Fairmount University playing a friendly game of Never Have I Ever…
Unfortunately (or fortunately) for them, they’re playing beside an open window.
And Vespera is within earshot.
The succubus has made a habit of prowling the Fairmount University campus in search of tasty morsels of sexual energy — and when she overhears one particularly hesitant confession coming from Ravenwood Hall, she decides there’s always room for dessert.
Transcript
Panel 1:
Ralph’s Diner, exterior…
Countess: Could I get some more coffee, please?
Panel 2:
Countess Influencia is sitting in a booth at Ralph’s Diner
Heroic (pours her coffee): Of course, Countess Influencia
Panel 3:
The Countess’ phone erupts in confetti
Countess: Oh! Oh my!
Her phone: CONGRATS! 98k FOLLOWERS!
Panel 4:
Countess: Every time you serve me coffee, my audience count jumps a couple thousand.
Countess: I don’t even like coffee, but the algorithm LOVES it.
Panel 5:
Cap: Would the algorithm like a glass of water?
Panel 6:
Countess: It had better. My kidneys are this close to unfollowing me.




















