Evil Inc After Dark

If you like your Evil Inc a little steamier, I’ve got some sizzling scenes on deck — including a lusty, busty tavern wench who proudly considers herself a pirate… and with very good reason.

Also coming soon: the results of the Build-a-Baddie Monster Girl poll!
The clear winner was Succubus, with 23.8% of the vote — but trust me, the situation voters put her in is where things get truly unhinged.

Business is booming — but Rosie isn’t celebrating. When all the customers insist on sitting in Hailey’s section, Ralph chalks it up to “new girl” syndrome… until he realizes nobody’s ordering food anymore. They’re ordering selfies. Hailey is too popular for her own good!

Transcript

Rosie: Ralph, I’ve worked for you for twenty years. You know I’m not a complainer.

Ralph: What’s wrong?

Rosie: It’s Hailey’s popularity. It’s a big problem

Ralph: Problem?! We’re packed! There’s a line out the door!

Rosie: They all want to sit in Hailey’s section!

Ralph: Rosie, we’ve seen this before. The new girl gets all the attention, then things cool down, and everyone finds their footing. 

Ralph: Heck, I remember when YOU were the new girl! I had a fistful of orders twice as big.

Ralph: Only difference is, instead of the blue plate special, these guys are all ordering… 

Ralph: What the hell is a selfie?

Rosie: It’s validation and ego management with better lighting.

Rosie: And it’s free.