Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

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Henchmen, Lackeys, Thugs & Goons: The Evil Inc Fan Club

I’ve become a big fan of Facebook.com, so I’ve decided that it’s the perfect place to host the Evil Inc Fan Club “Henchmen, Lackeys, Thugs & Goons.” Go on over and sign up. You can get behind-the-scenes information about the strip as well as updates on my other comics like Courting Disaster and Phables.

This is the place to host discussions that I can’t have on the public site, for example, spoilers and top secret developments. You will be able to see early versions of upcoming book covers, advise me on convention appearances, and participate in all sorts of secret missions.

Of course, I’m still maintaining my MySpace page. This will continue to serve as a blog mirror and an alert network for all of my comics projects.