Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Evil Inc After Dark #7, page 2 (NSFW comic)

EI_After_Dark_007b Fan support of the NSFW comic, Evil Inc After Dark (available exclusively through Patreon) continues to be overwhelming! For those of you who loved the lusty, busty space pirate, Captain Valerie Scarr, this latest installment focuses on her breaking in a new “cabin boy” for her ship. As you can see above, there’s very little of this page that I’m able to share here! If you’ve been considering backing me on Patreon, there’s a lot of content uploaded already, more stuff coming every week, and some pretty big surprises around the corner!