Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

New NSFW comic: Evil Inc After Dark — featuring Capt. Scarr, Space Pirate!

EI_After_Dark_007a Fan support of the NSFW comic, Evil Inc After Dark (available exclusively through Patreon) has been so strong that it’s challenging me to make each new story bigger and better! To that end, the EiAD story that I just started is going to be longer and more developed than any of the NSFW features I’ve posted since beginning this whole thing in May. If you’re a fan of Phil Foglio’s XXXenophile, then you know the mark I’m trying to hit. Longer stories, scenes that unfold with a little more detail, jaw-dropping scenes… that’s what I’m aiming for. And Capt. Valerie Scarr is the perfect candidate for a longer adventure. Expect her to take charge in an adventure that will bring her in contact with strange beings and alien customs as she treks across space in search of… booty. (Sorry. I couldn’t resist.) If you’ve been considering backing me on Patreon, there’s a lot of content uploaded already, and more stuff coming every week.