Chapter 17 | Page 13c: Binding Arbitration

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As the heated union negotiations reach binding arbitration, Cassie and Dr. Muskiday try to figure out how to eliminate those pesky emotion clouds. Unfortunately, in a supervillain office where nobody can agree on lunch, expecting a coordinated solution might be the most unrealistic plan of all.

Transcript

Panel 1:
Cassie Cruz: “Come on… we need to get back to the office and figure out how to get rid of these emotion clouds.”
Dr. Muskiday: “Aw. I was hoping we could stay for ‘binding arbitration.’”

Panel 2:
Cassie Cruz: “Wait a minute… my cloud is shrinking! Do you think they decided to try your orgy idea after all?!”

Panel 3:
Dr. Muskiday: “Impossible. This branch can’t agree on lunch. How do you expect them to sort out tops and bottoms??”

Alt Text

Three-panel comic set in an office hallway. Cassie Cruz, a curvy woman with short brown hair, red glasses, a white blazer, and a yellow top, stands with Dr. Muskiday, a short, humanoid fly creature in a lab coat. In panel one, Cassie urges returning to the office to fix “emotion clouds,” while Muskiday looks disappointed; a pink cloud floats nearby. In panel two, Cassie reacts in surprise as her emotion cloud visibly shrinks, speculating about coworkers acting on Muskiday’s suggestion. In panel three, she dismisses the idea, noting coworkers can’t agree on lunch, while Muskiday quips about them sorting out roles; the office background shows walls, a door, and a small table.

Evil Inc Theme Song

Evil Inc Theme Song

If there’s one thing that this comic has been lacking, it’s a decent theme song. I’ve long coveted Kristofer Straub’s theme-song accomplishments, so when the immensely talented Gary Bloom offered to craft a song for Evil Inc, I didn’t hesitate.

So, without further ado… the Theme Song from Evil Inc, by Gary Bloom.

Gary Bloom, as a musician, has roots stretching from jazz and blues, through classic rock, and still manages to pick up influences from today’s newer artists. Subscribing to the philosophy that there are great musicians in every genre, Gary has taken influence from a broad range of musicians, including the likes of Miles Davis, John Coltrane, The Who, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton, Buddy Guy, The Killers, Three Doors Down, Kenny Wayne Shepherd and Metallica. The broad range of influences adds a distinctly different flavor to the music, with multiple styles merging within each song. The music of Gary Bloom is like a trip through musical history, spanning from the beginning of the 60s to the end of last week.

Gary can now be seen playing live with his band Beyond The Wall. BTW is a collection of like minded musicians, all driven to deliver a brand of music that blends introspective lyrics, balanced melodies, and technically talented musicians whose emotion weighs just as heavily as their abilities.


You can find out more about Gary Bloom at Tiny Blue Music and at his Myspace page. Show him a little love, people.