The macronanoes feed on genuine emotion — which makes HoloClone Miss Match a particularly dangerous target.
Dr. Muskiday programmed her devotion himself. She may express love with overwhelming intensity, but there is no emotional uncertainty underneath it for the macronanoes to consume. His artificial love algorithm has created the perfect trap.
Unfortunately, that realization leaves Muskiday with something much harder to digest.
Evil Inc Erotica: The Doctor Is In
Last week’s Evil Inc Erotica release took us inside a fertility clinic where the bedside manner was professional, the treatment was unconventional, and the doctor had considerably more hands-on experience than anyone expected.
The new illustration introduced Dr. Deepwell, his nervous patient Natalie, and her increasingly concerned boyfriend, Todd. Then, the accompanying prose story explored the entire examination in all its medically dubious, tentacle-intensive detail.
It’s a monster-romance scenario with a clinical setting, a worried boyfriend, and a doctor who is extremely confident in his treatment plan.
Look for both the illustration and the complete prose story on Patreon.
Transcript
Panel 1:
The macronanoes swarm around Holoclone Miss Match
HoloClone Miss Match: Nooooo!
Panel 2:
The macronanoes hover around HoloClone Miss Match
Macronano 1: Wait!
Macronano 2: What’s happening?!
Macronano 3: There’s nothing here!
Panel 3:
HoloClone Miss Match: (smiling) Exactly.
Panel 4:
HoloClone Miss Match inhales all of the macronanos.
SFX: VWOORRSH!
Macronano 1: Cruel world! Cruel world!
Macronano 2: It’s a traaaaaaaaaaap
Panel 5:
HoloClone Miss Match: <burp> That’s one hell of a romance algorithm you wrote.
Panel 6:
Dr. Muskiday: (sadly) Yeah. Sometimes I’m too thorough for my own good.
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A little background on this one. When I went to Special Edition: NYC, a comic-creator-focused convention in New York City, I returned home with some souvenirs for the boys. But instead of the usual toys and games, I brought books. The response was mixed. But in less than two days, each boy had devoured the books I had gotten them. This podcast contains their reviews of both books (as well as a Alex’s review of the first two volumes of Skullkickers, which writer Jim Zubkavich kindly gave me after the show).
If you have kids between nine and 13, my boys heartily recommend the following graphic novels for a little summer reading. In case you’re interested:
G-Man Super Journal: http://www.chrisgcomics.com/chrisgstore/
Amulet (the series): http://www.amazon.com/Kazu-Kibuishi/e/B001HCU3NE
Skullkickers: http://www.amazon.com/Skullkickers-Volume-Treasure-Trove-HC/dp/1607063743
