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Transcript
Panel 1
Caption: Meanwhile, at Evil Inc…
Miss Match (walking in foreground)
Lightning Lady (in background): Psst. Come here…
Panel 2
Lightning Lady: You’re gonna hear about this today…
Lightning Lady: It’s better it’s from me.
Panel 3
Miss Match (holding phone): So what? A waitress spilled soup on Cap…
Lightning Lady: Read the comments.
Panel 4
Miss Match (angrily, as the phone in her hands erupts into flames): Meet-cute?! What the fuck is a “meet-cute”?!
Iron Dragon is walking by and sees this happening.
Panel 5
Iron Dragon: A meet-cute is when two characters in a romantic movie meet for the first time in a charming or embarrassing way.
Iron Dragon: Surgat loves rom-coms.
Panel 6
Miss Match (annoyed): I guess you think you’re pretty smart, huh?
Panel 7
Iron Dragon: No.
Panel 8
Iron Dragon (looking at phone, smoldering in Miss Match’s hands):
If I were smart, I wouldn’t have let Lightning Lady borrow my phone this morning.
I’m running a Spice Rack Comics Showcase on Patreon — a creator-by-creator spotlight featuring samples from every artist in the collective.
So far, I’ve highlighted:
• The Cummoner — delightfully unhinged fantasy filth
• Pixie Trix — sexy mischief wrapped in razor-sharp humor
And we’re just getting started.
By the time the dust settles, I will have shared 87 pages of NSFW comics with Patreon backers — all pulled from the massive Spice Rack sampler PDF. It’s a fantastic way to discover new creators, expand your reading list, and support the indie adult-comics community.
If you’re a Patreon backer, keep an eye out — more artists are being featured every few days, and some of these comics absolutely go places.
(And if you’re not a backer yet… this is a pretty great month to give yourself a gift.)
January Previews
I have some tremendous news to pass along, and I’m calling on all you thugs, goons, minions, and henchmen — er, henchpersons — to get involved in this and help make it a huge success.
Diamond Distributing is going to begin carrying my books in 2007.
Evil Inc Annual Report, vol 1 is going to be the first offering, appearing in the January issue of
Previews, which hits comic shops and bookstores this Friday, Dec. 22.
It’s right there on page 281, item code: JAN073651.
Here’s the thing. Getting into
Previews is one thing, but now I need retailers to know what it is and where it is. Most importantly, though, they need to know that there’s a demand for it. I need a strong showing here so Diamond continues to carry my books throughout the year.
Standby for post-hypnotic suggestion.
Why don’t you pass the time with a game of solitaire?You will go to your comic shop or bookstore.
You will ask for Evil Inc Annual Report, vol 1 by name.
You will point it out on Page 281 in January Previews.
You will request it.
Clamor for it.
Beg for it.
You will not feel complete until you see it shining on the shelf of your local comic shop.Thank you.
You’re the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life. (P.S.: If you’re not catching the movie-quote inside jokes, click
here.
