Fairmount City has faced plenty of supervillains before. But this may be its first livestreaming supervillain.
After losing her brief burst of social-media stardom, Hailey re-emerges with a new look, a new name, and a dangerous new relationship with engagement metrics. Now she is Countess Influencia — the Validation Vampire — and every heart, like, and notification seems to make her stronger.
Fairmount News Network tries to cover the attack, but even the news crew can’t stop checking her feed. As hearts start streaming from phones across the city — and around the world — it becomes clear that this crime spree is no longer just a local story.
The world has met Countess Influencia.
And she would very much like you to smash that “Like” button.
Transcript
Panel 1
At the Fairmount News Network studio. Someone off panel whispers, “Psst! Ms. Takahaski! You’re on the air!” Hana Takahaski looks up from her smartphone and says, “Oh! Umm… We’ve got breaking news!”
Panel 2
Hana says, “We’re getting live reports of an attack on the downtown area.” A stream of hearts begins floating from her phone.
Panel 3
The scene widens. Hana is still on her phone. The cameraman is also on his phone. Streams of hearts flow from both phones and from other unseen people in the studio. Hana says, “She may be the first supervillain to livestream her own crime spree! Moreover…” Then, distracted by her phone, she says, “Hold on…” Her phone displays the text: “YAS, Queen!”
Panel 4 (inset)
Exterior view of the Fairmount News Network building. Several streams of hearts flow outward from inside the building and from the street below. Hana says, “Moreover, while Fairmount City is her current target, she has already taken the whole WORLD by storm!”
Panel 5
Hailey, now transformed into Countess Influencia, floats above the city as streams of hearts flow directly into her body. She says, “Look upon Countess Influencia and despair!” Then, in smaller type: “And don’t forget to smash that ‘Like’ button and subscribe!”
Alt text
A five-panel Evil Inc comic introduces Hailey’s new supervillain persona, Countess Influencia. At Fairmount News Network, anchor Hana Takahaski is caught looking at her phone just as she goes on the air with breaking news about an attack downtown. As she reports, red heart icons begin floating from her phone. The scene widens to show the cameraman and others in the studio also absorbed by their phones, with streams of hearts flowing upward. Hana reports that the villain may be the first supervillain to livestream her own crime spree, then gets distracted by a message reading, “YAS, Queen!” Outside the Fairmount News Network building, heart streams pour from the building and the street below. In the final panel, Hailey floats above the city in her new vampire-inspired outfit as Countess Influencia. Streams of hearts flow into her body as she declares, “Look upon Countess Influencia and despair!” She adds, “And don’t forget to smash that ‘Like’ button and subscribe!”

PhilCon 2006 Con Report
PhilCon was my last convention appearance of the year and I can definitely say I went out on a high note. As you may remember from an earlier
post, I was a little hesitant about this convention. However, once I got there, I realized that I had lucked into a very nice convention thrown by excellent people. One of the organizers even came over to make sure I didn’t have any hard feelings about their guest policy. One of the many people who came up to say hello and peruse through the books was Mark Sachs (above, right) who illustrates
A Miracle of Science.
One of the highlights of the weekend for me was when I was first setting up my table. A woman selling clothing at an adjacent booth was talking with me as I unfurled my vertical banner — which features the illustration of Miss Match from the first
Evil Inc Annual Report. She took a sidelong glance at the illustration and said, “Oh. You should be next to Frank.”
“Frank?” I asked.
“Yeah,” she continued matter-of-factly, “He has all the porn.”
I gamely explained that this was a newspaper comic strip that didn’t really qualify as “porn,” but my heart wasn’t in it.
My mind was still boggling over Frank.
I mean, geez. How hard did he have to work to get
all the porn?
And where does he keep it? He’d need an entire warehouse of beds to stash it all under, wouldn’t he?

Sensing I’ve gone too far, I’ll turn to Super-Fan Veronica who you can see holding the proof copy of
Evil Inc Annual Report Volume 2. Her cousin, Tim, took the photo. He says he has mathematical proof that women are evil.
Now
that’s applied mathematics.
I will be finalizing the ISBN/bar code issues this week, but if that stuff’s not important to you, you can buy
Evil Inc Annual Report Volume 2 today.