Today’s page takes us back to Ralph’s Diner, where Captain Heroic proves—once again—that nothing rattles him… not even a surprise soup bath.
Hailey is mortified, Captain Heroic is dripping, and somewhere across the diner, Yazmine Velour is livestreaming the whole thing as heart emojis rain from the internet. It’s a small moment, but one that says a lot about who Cap really is—and why people can’t help falling for him.
Transcript
Panel 1
Hailey (distraught that she has dumped hot soup on Captain Heroic): Omigod Omigod Omigod…
Captain Heroic (turning to another person eating at the diner): Excuse me. Would you hand me a napkin, please? (The person hands him a napkin)
Panel 2
Hailey: I’m so sorry Captain Heroic, sir. I didn’t mean to — {sob}
Panel 3
Captain Heroic (handing her the napkin): Here. Please don’t cry.
Panel 4
Captain Heroic (continues): Most of my first impressions involve disintegration rays. And actual impressions. In concrete.
Panel 5
Captain Heroic: This was far more pleasant — not counting the bay leaf in my shirt.Yazmine Velour (as she livestreams the interaction from the other side of the diner, a torrent of heart emojis flow from her phone as the audience reacts): Omigod Omigod Omigod
After Dark
This week's commissioned MicroFic delivers exactly what you’d want from a pairing between Dynasty and Father Christmas.
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Yes, he lives up to his name.
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Yes, Dynasty knew exactly what she was doing.
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No, the North Pole will never be the same.
I also posted the Goblin Girl MicroFic from the Monster Girl poll — and the response was so good, I might need to make these poll-powered MicroFics a recurring thing!
Herblock Retrospective
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The Library of Congress is holding a Webcast tomorrow relating to editorial-cartooning legend Herblock, according to the ComicsDC blog.
Sara Duke, the LOC’s curator of popular and applied graphic art, will speak during the online event — which begins at 2 p.m. eastern time. To listen, follow this link.Herb Block (“Herblock”) was a masterful cartoonist whose cartoons about President Nixon were a devestating comment on the Watergate Era. This has the possibility to be a very interesting Webcast. From the Wikipedia:
He pointed out the dangers of Soviet aggression, the growing Nazi menace, and opposed American isolationists. In 1942, he won the Pulitzer Prize for the first time. He joined the Washington Post after serving in the military during World War II.
In the early 1950s, Senator Joseph McCarthy was one of his recurring targets, for whom Herblock coined the term “McCarthyism” in a particular cartoon in 1950. He won a second Pulitzer Prize in 1954.
Herblock vigorously attacked the political abuses and scandals of the Nixon Administration and won his third Pulitzer Prize in 1979. Nixon canceled his subscription to the Washigton Post after Herblock drew him crawling out of a sewer.
