Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

Posted on December 11, 2025 by Brad Guigar

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

VILF shirt contest

Posted on September 12, 2006 by Brad Guigar

VILF shirt contest

OK… so I’ve decided that I need a good image to advertise VILF shirts. Since the preorders are now shipping and shirts are being distributed at cons, etc., I’m announcing a contest.

Send me a photo of you or someone else wearing the VILF shirt. Make it as funny or sexy or exciting as you possibly can. I’ll choose the top three and put them up for a vote. The winning photo will be used in advertising and promoting the VILF shirt. So don’t submit a photo that you wouldn’t want to see distributed.

The winner will received a gift package including:

Evil Inc Annual Report, vol 1
Evil Inc Annual Report, vol 2 (as soon as it comes out)
Best of Greystone Inn: Lightning Lady
Best of Greystone Inn: Prodromal Teeth
2 Matted prints (b&w). Your choice of any two comics from Greystone or Evil Inc
Original convention sketch of Miss Match from Baltimore Comic Con 2006
Sponsorship button free for one month

That’s over $100 worth of swag, my friends.

E-mail your submission to me at bguigar (at) yahoo (dot) com

Last submissions will be accepted one month after the last preordered shirt ships (I’ll announce that when it happens).