Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
ZoomY’know… Hollywood keeps coming out with these superhero-themed movies like My Super Ex-Girlfriend and, now, Zoom . They’re not strict comic-book movies like X-Men and Fantastic Four— rather, they play on the comic-book genre. And so many of them stink! (with the notable exception of The Incredibles!) The jury’s out on Zoom, but the trailer looks pretty awful. 
