Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Fan Art!

Fan Art!I’ve been getting some fantastic fan art, but unfortunately, I’ve been ultra busy and unable to work on a Fan Art page. Finally, I got a little time and decided I’ve got to get this stuff out there! I’ve got a Miss Match Lego character, a beautiful Lightning Lady sketch, and some holdovers from my Greystone Inn days — including a sculpted Argus and a 3D rendering of him in the studio. Take a look!

You wanna know what the real cool thing is? Not only do I have a really cool sketch (seriously… this guy draws a hot Lightning Lady), but a lot of the art I’ve received is off-the-wall ideas like clay, Legos, and 3-D modelling!

I’m telling ya, you guys are the coolest!