The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
Comic Con Countdown: 13 days[BUSINESS JOURNAL OF PHOENIX]
A Comic-Con event in San Diego has spawned a road trip for the folks at McFarlane Toys in Tempe.
However, the journey will encompass more than just scoping out the latest in the comic book world. They’ll be looking for new employees to work at the company’s Tempe and Bloomingdale, N.J. offices.
Sales and licensing jobs are up for grabs in Tempe. Sculptors and graphic artists are needed in New Jersey. Read more. More information at McFarlane’s
site.
