Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

New comics

archbros_20150303_color_cropped Along with your daily dose of Evil, I wanted to make sure you’re keeping up with the two new sites I launched last month.

Arch Bros

There’s a new Arch Bros strip planned for every Tuesday. The latest on just posted today, as a matter of fact. This weekly comic follows the lives of the Arch family, a perfectly normal family with two sons — one who thinks he’s a superhero and the other who thinks he’s a villain. For those of you in the Philly area, Arch Bros will begin appearing in the Philadelphia Daily News on Saturdays.

mantis_lockerroom_croppedGuigar.com

Meanwhile, over at Guigar.com, I’m posting three single-panel comics a week — plus a bunch of Evil Inc Artist Edition sketches. It’s a Tumblr site, and I’d sure appreciate it if you helped spread the word about the site by reblogging. My goal is to keep to a M-W-F schedule on Guigar.com.

Patreon

And, of course, all of these comics have been seen in advance by my Patreon supporters. If you’d like to help support all of these comics — and keep it so I’m able to continue — please consider supporting for as little as $1 a month!