The macronanoes feed on genuine emotion — which makes HoloClone Miss Match a particularly dangerous target.
Dr. Muskiday programmed her devotion himself. She may express love with overwhelming intensity, but there is no emotional uncertainty underneath it for the macronanoes to consume. His artificial love algorithm has created the perfect trap.
Unfortunately, that realization leaves Muskiday with something much harder to digest.
Evil Inc Erotica: The Doctor Is In
Last week’s Evil Inc Erotica release took us inside a fertility clinic where the bedside manner was professional, the treatment was unconventional, and the doctor had considerably more hands-on experience than anyone expected.
The new illustration introduced Dr. Deepwell, his nervous patient Natalie, and her increasingly concerned boyfriend, Todd. Then, the accompanying prose story explored the entire examination in all its medically dubious, tentacle-intensive detail.
It’s a monster-romance scenario with a clinical setting, a worried boyfriend, and a doctor who is extremely confident in his treatment plan.
Look for both the illustration and the complete prose story on Patreon.
Transcript
Panel 1:
The macronanoes swarm around Holoclone Miss Match
HoloClone Miss Match: Nooooo!
Panel 2:
The macronanoes hover around HoloClone Miss Match
Macronano 1: Wait!
Macronano 2: What’s happening?!
Macronano 3: There’s nothing here!
Panel 3:
HoloClone Miss Match: (smiling) Exactly.
Panel 4:
HoloClone Miss Match inhales all of the macronanos.
SFX: VWOORRSH!
Macronano 1: Cruel world! Cruel world!
Macronano 2: It’s a traaaaaaaaaaap
Panel 5:
HoloClone Miss Match: <burp> That’s one hell of a romance algorithm you wrote.
Panel 6:
Dr. Muskiday: (sadly) Yeah. Sometimes I’m too thorough for my own good.
Howdy, folks! Thank you all SO MUCH for the wonderful welcome into the Evil Inc family. I’ve gotten nothing but lovely tweets and comments from you guys, and it warms the cockles of my heart. I hope you’re enjoying the new colors as much as I am when making them.
FIRST THINGS FIRST! I’m running a
Kickstarter to make the first print volume of
The Hues, my webcomic! You can pick up a book for only fifteen bucks– how easy is that? Be sure to share the link with your friends and such, too, because that kind of thing really helps. 😀
SECONDLY! This Saturday, I’ll be at TAGfest in Toledo, OH. I’ll be at Dealer’s Room booth #1, and anyone who backs the Kickstarter on the spot will get to choose a random free print from the
MYSTERY BOX! My table will be the one with the big rainbow banner that says ART HARDER! Hope to meet some of you there. 😀
