The macronanoes feed on genuine emotion — which makes HoloClone Miss Match a particularly dangerous target.
Dr. Muskiday programmed her devotion himself. She may express love with overwhelming intensity, but there is no emotional uncertainty underneath it for the macronanoes to consume. His artificial love algorithm has created the perfect trap.
Unfortunately, that realization leaves Muskiday with something much harder to digest.
Evil Inc Erotica: The Doctor Is In
Last week’s Evil Inc Erotica release took us inside a fertility clinic where the bedside manner was professional, the treatment was unconventional, and the doctor had considerably more hands-on experience than anyone expected.
The new illustration introduced Dr. Deepwell, his nervous patient Natalie, and her increasingly concerned boyfriend, Todd. Then, the accompanying prose story explored the entire examination in all its medically dubious, tentacle-intensive detail.
It’s a monster-romance scenario with a clinical setting, a worried boyfriend, and a doctor who is extremely confident in his treatment plan.
Look for both the illustration and the complete prose story on Patreon.
Transcript
Panel 1:
The macronanoes swarm around Holoclone Miss Match
HoloClone Miss Match: Nooooo!
Panel 2:
The macronanoes hover around HoloClone Miss Match
Macronano 1: Wait!
Macronano 2: What’s happening?!
Macronano 3: There’s nothing here!
Panel 3:
HoloClone Miss Match: (smiling) Exactly.
Panel 4:
HoloClone Miss Match inhales all of the macronanos.
SFX: VWOORRSH!
Macronano 1: Cruel world! Cruel world!
Macronano 2: It’s a traaaaaaaaaaap
Panel 5:
HoloClone Miss Match: <burp> That’s one hell of a romance algorithm you wrote.
Panel 6:
Dr. Muskiday: (sadly) Yeah. Sometimes I’m too thorough for my own good.
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With
the announcement that Toho Studios is working on the first Godzilla movie since 2004’s Godzilla: Final Wars, we talk about everything ‘Zilla. We wonder if it will be as good as last year’s Godzilla movie released by Warner Bros — or better. And we list some of our favorite monsters who have fought against and alongside the Big G.
Show notes
I think I had it exactly backwards. The Toho Godzilla movie is slated for
2016, and the Warner Bros sequel to
its Godzilla franchise is planned for
2018.
I’ve had a lifelong fascination with Godzilla.
This Evil Inc blog post recaps some memorable cameos of the monster in my comics.
In 2000, on the eve of Toho’s Godzilla: 2000, the
Philadelphia Daily News published this
commemorative poster of Godzilla that I created. It includes a filmography, trivia, monsters and more.
Interested in that Godzilla video game we mentioned? It’s right here:
Godzilla Unleashed – Nintendo Wii
We never did get around to discussing our favorite Christmas movie, so I know what we’ll be talking about tomorrow!
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With the announcement that Toho Studios is working on the first Godzilla movie since 2004’s Godzilla: Final Wars, we talk about everything ‘Zilla. We wonder if it will be as good as last year’s Godzilla movie released by Warner Bros — or better. And we list some of our favorite monsters who have fought against and alongside the Big G.
