Chapter 17, Page 22b: Artificial Love

The macronanoes feed on genuine emotion — which makes HoloClone Miss Match a particularly dangerous target.

Dr. Muskiday programmed her devotion himself. She may express love with overwhelming intensity, but there is no emotional uncertainty underneath it for the macronanoes to consume. His artificial love algorithm has created the perfect trap.

Unfortunately, that realization leaves Muskiday with something much harder to digest.


Evil Inc Erotica: The Doctor Is In

Last week’s Evil Inc Erotica release took us inside a fertility clinic where the bedside manner was professional, the treatment was unconventional, and the doctor had considerably more hands-on experience than anyone expected.

The new illustration introduced Dr. Deepwell, his nervous patient Natalie, and her increasingly concerned boyfriend, Todd. Then, the accompanying prose story explored the entire examination in all its medically dubious, tentacle-intensive detail.

It’s a monster-romance scenario with a clinical setting, a worried boyfriend, and a doctor who is extremely confident in his treatment plan.

Look for both the illustration and the complete prose story on Patreon.

Read it now!


Transcript

Panel 1:

The macronanoes swarm around Holoclone Miss Match

HoloClone Miss Match: Nooooo!

Panel 2:

The macronanoes hover around HoloClone Miss Match

Macronano 1: Wait!

Macronano 2: What’s happening?!

Macronano 3: There’s nothing here!

Panel 3:

HoloClone Miss Match: (smiling) Exactly.

Panel 4:

HoloClone Miss Match inhales all of the macronanos. 

SFX: VWOORRSH!

Macronano 1: Cruel world! Cruel world!

Macronano 2: It’s a traaaaaaaaaaap

Panel 5: 

HoloClone Miss Match: <burp> That’s one hell of a romance algorithm you wrote.

Panel 6:

Dr. Muskiday: (sadly) Yeah. Sometimes I’m too thorough for my own good.

Season of the SHARK!

If you’re a regular reader of Evil Inc, then you’re already intimately familiar with the potent creative powers of Ed Ryzowski. He has been doing the colouring of my daily strip since waaaaay back in 2008, when he first approached me after hearing me talk about how badly I’d like to add color to my strip on an episode of Webcomics Weekly. Well, Ed has a new project that was launched last night that you’re going to be eager to sink your teeth into. Season of the SHARK is a new creator-owned title that he’s introducing along with collaborator Jeff Dabu. I mean… just LOOK at it! 47e9a7e2fd6794f95bae4d6ee4968a33_largeGorgeous, right? And, let’s be honest, you didn’t expect any less from the likes of Ed. So, it’s a forgone conclusion that this comic is going to be a non-stop thrill-ride for your eyes. And you’re going to want to tell all your friends that you were on long before all the band-wagoneers. So here’s what you do. Support their Kickstarter campaign to launch this bad boy. They’ve got some truly awesome rewards to make you glad you did. But the biggest reward is going to be your opportunity to read this tremendous comic  and support a couple of worthy creators. Why are you still reading? Go!