The macronanoes feed on genuine emotion — which makes HoloClone Miss Match a particularly dangerous target.
Dr. Muskiday programmed her devotion himself. She may express love with overwhelming intensity, but there is no emotional uncertainty underneath it for the macronanoes to consume. His artificial love algorithm has created the perfect trap.
Unfortunately, that realization leaves Muskiday with something much harder to digest.
Evil Inc Erotica: The Doctor Is In
Last week’s Evil Inc Erotica release took us inside a fertility clinic where the bedside manner was professional, the treatment was unconventional, and the doctor had considerably more hands-on experience than anyone expected.
The new illustration introduced Dr. Deepwell, his nervous patient Natalie, and her increasingly concerned boyfriend, Todd. Then, the accompanying prose story explored the entire examination in all its medically dubious, tentacle-intensive detail.
It’s a monster-romance scenario with a clinical setting, a worried boyfriend, and a doctor who is extremely confident in his treatment plan.
Look for both the illustration and the complete prose story on Patreon.
Transcript
Panel 1:
The macronanoes swarm around Holoclone Miss Match
HoloClone Miss Match: Nooooo!
Panel 2:
The macronanoes hover around HoloClone Miss Match
Macronano 1: Wait!
Macronano 2: What’s happening?!
Macronano 3: There’s nothing here!
Panel 3:
HoloClone Miss Match: (smiling) Exactly.
Panel 4:
HoloClone Miss Match inhales all of the macronanos.
SFX: VWOORRSH!
Macronano 1: Cruel world! Cruel world!
Macronano 2: It’s a traaaaaaaaaaap
Panel 5:
HoloClone Miss Match: <burp> That’s one hell of a romance algorithm you wrote.
Panel 6:
Dr. Muskiday: (sadly) Yeah. Sometimes I’m too thorough for my own good.
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In this episode of 15 Min Max, my 8-year-old reviews the recent release for Nintendo 3DS: Super Smash Bros. Between the improved gameplay and the new characters (he even liked Pac Man and the Duck Hunt dog), it sounds like this game is a winner.
If you’d like to support the show, we’ve started a Patreon page for it.
Thank you to everyone who has been passing along kind words and encouragement to my boys. We are now proudly sporting a 5-star rating on iTunes, and we have four awesome comments. The boys are super-proud (and so’s their dad). So please consider subscribing to Hey Comics — Kids on iTunes. You’ll get all of the 15 Min Max episodes, a new series by my 12-year-old Whovian called Smart, Alex, and the main podcast, Hey Comics — Kids! featuring all three of us.
If you have a topic you’d like us to discuss, please don’t hesitate to hit the comments below or drop me an e-mail through my Web site, Evil-Inc.com
