The macronanoes feed on genuine emotion — which makes HoloClone Miss Match a particularly dangerous target.
Dr. Muskiday programmed her devotion himself. She may express love with overwhelming intensity, but there is no emotional uncertainty underneath it for the macronanoes to consume. His artificial love algorithm has created the perfect trap.
Unfortunately, that realization leaves Muskiday with something much harder to digest.
Evil Inc Erotica: The Doctor Is In
Last week’s Evil Inc Erotica release took us inside a fertility clinic where the bedside manner was professional, the treatment was unconventional, and the doctor had considerably more hands-on experience than anyone expected.
The new illustration introduced Dr. Deepwell, his nervous patient Natalie, and her increasingly concerned boyfriend, Todd. Then, the accompanying prose story explored the entire examination in all its medically dubious, tentacle-intensive detail.
It’s a monster-romance scenario with a clinical setting, a worried boyfriend, and a doctor who is extremely confident in his treatment plan.
Look for both the illustration and the complete prose story on Patreon.
Transcript
Panel 1:
The macronanoes swarm around Holoclone Miss Match
HoloClone Miss Match: Nooooo!
Panel 2:
The macronanoes hover around HoloClone Miss Match
Macronano 1: Wait!
Macronano 2: What’s happening?!
Macronano 3: There’s nothing here!
Panel 3:
HoloClone Miss Match: (smiling) Exactly.
Panel 4:
HoloClone Miss Match inhales all of the macronanos.
SFX: VWOORRSH!
Macronano 1: Cruel world! Cruel world!
Macronano 2: It’s a traaaaaaaaaaap
Panel 5:
HoloClone Miss Match: <burp> That’s one hell of a romance algorithm you wrote.
Panel 6:
Dr. Muskiday: (sadly) Yeah. Sometimes I’m too thorough for my own good.
Yesterday morning, on our drive to school, I told the boys that Sony Pictures was rumored to be in talks with Marvel Studios over
possibly selling Spider-Man movie rights to the House of M.
That kicked off a rollicking conversation that not even a raging case of hiccups (poor Max) could quell! Sure, having webhead — and his formidable rouges gallery — would be terrific. But does Marvel Studios really
need Spider-Man when they can produce deep-catalog hits like
Guardians of the Galaxy?!
Robert Downey Jr.
confirmed an
Iron Man 4 this week. And then
denied it. But we have it on good authority that
Avengers 3 (2018) will be his final appearance as Tony Stark / Iron Man no matter what.
Would Spider-Man rights help Marvel transition past “
Phase 3” of their cinematic universe?
Or should they build another franchise around someone like, say, Dr. Strange?
Could the Defenders replace the Avengers?!
And what does this mean for the Micronauts?!?
The mind boggles. Delightfully.
Oh! And, thanks to the
U.S. Army Blues Band, we now have theme music!
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Yesterday morning, on our drive to school, I told the boys that Sony Pictures was rumored to be in talks with Marvel Studios over possibly selling Spider-Man movie rights to the House of M.
That kicked off a rollicking conversation that not even a raging case of hiccups (poor Max) could quell! Sure, having webhead — and his formidable rouges gallery — would be terrific. But does Marvel Studios really need Spider-Man when they can produce deep-catalog hits like Guardians of the Galaxy?!
Robert Downey Jr. confirmed an Iron Man 4 this week. And then denied it. But we have it on good authority that Avengers 3 (2018) will be his final appearance as Tony Stark / Iron Man no matter what.
Would Spider-Man rights help Marvel transition past “Phase 3” of their cinematic universe?
Or should they build another franchise around someone like, say, Dr. Strange?
Could the Defenders replace the Avengers?!
And what does this mean for the Micronauts?!?
The mind boggles. Delightfully.
Oh! And, thanks to the U.S. Army Blues Band, we now have theme music!
