Today’s page takes us back to Ralph’s Diner, where Captain Heroic proves—once again—that nothing rattles him… not even a surprise soup bath.
Hailey is mortified, Captain Heroic is dripping, and somewhere across the diner, Yazmine Velour is livestreaming the whole thing as heart emojis rain from the internet. It’s a small moment, but one that says a lot about who Cap really is—and why people can’t help falling for him.
Transcript
Panel 1
Hailey (distraught that she has dumped hot soup on Captain Heroic): Omigod Omigod Omigod…
Captain Heroic (turning to another person eating at the diner): Excuse me. Would you hand me a napkin, please? (The person hands him a napkin)
Panel 2
Hailey: I’m so sorry Captain Heroic, sir. I didn’t mean to — {sob}
Panel 3
Captain Heroic (handing her the napkin): Here. Please don’t cry.
Panel 4
Captain Heroic (continues): Most of my first impressions involve disintegration rays. And actual impressions. In concrete.
Panel 5
Captain Heroic: This was far more pleasant — not counting the bay leaf in my shirt.Yazmine Velour (as she livestreams the interaction from the other side of the diner, a torrent of heart emojis flow from her phone as the audience reacts): Omigod Omigod Omigod
After Dark
This week's commissioned MicroFic delivers exactly what you’d want from a pairing between Dynasty and Father Christmas.
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Yes, he lives up to his name.
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Yes, Dynasty knew exactly what she was doing.
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No, the North Pole will never be the same.
I also posted the Goblin Girl MicroFic from the Monster Girl poll — and the response was so good, I might need to make these poll-powered MicroFics a recurring thing!
Evil Inc Monthly, August 2014, is available! It’s once again possible to download the upcoming Evil Inc comic strips for this month as a convenient download, perfect for your iPad, Kindle Fire, iPhone or other digital device — even your desktop! And now… you can
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This month’s comic is crammed with great stuff! First, we wrap up the storyline that revolved around Lightning Lady’s mother’s visit. From that, we spend a little time as Keagan and Elastic Man consider their budding… friendship? And from there, we careen headlong into a brand new adventure that will find Elastic Man (and some other Evil Inc favorites) in an intergalactic struggle of epic proportions!
And for the Bonus Feature — oh, man! As a way to celebrate the digital release of the 416-page book,
The Complete Greystone Inn, I’m grabbing all of the
Greystone Inn strips that featured the gang attending Comic Con International! It’s over thirty pages of awesome bonus content! If you’ve never read G.I. before, I think you’re going to get a kick out of it!
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Patreon supporters over the $5/month level automatically get this monthly comic as part of their reward package! Or you could just subscribe to the comic itself for 99¢ a month.
This month’s comic is crammed with great stuff! First, we wrap up the storyline that revolved around Lightning Lady’s mother’s visit. From that, we spend a little time as Keagan and Elastic Man consider their budding… friendship? And from there, we careen headlong into a brand new adventure that will find Elastic Man (and some other Evil Inc favorites) in an intergalactic struggle of epic proportions!
And for the Bonus Feature — oh, man! As a way to celebrate the digital release of the 416-page book, The Complete Greystone Inn, I’m grabbing all of the Greystone Inn strips that featured the gang attending Comic Con International! It’s over thirty pages of awesome bonus content! If you’ve never read G.I. before, I think you’re going to get a kick out of it!
