The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
Recently, I began sharing some “bonus” cartoons on my public
Patreon feed (as well as other social media). I’ve been getting some good response from them and they’re an excellent excuse to exercise some cartooning muscles that I don’t always get to flex.
I’ve been considering making them Patreon exclusives. What do you think? Would getting three of these bonus ‘toons — unavailable anywhere else — entice you to, say, $5 a month on Patreon? Share your thoughts!
Meanwhile, here’s another little fringe benefits. I think some of them would make
excellent T-shirts!
Here’s the first, based on my “Selfie Help” cartoon,
available on high-quality InksterInc T-shirts, and available in several fashionable colors!
