Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

More Artist Editions to share

I shared a few Artist Edition photos and the Artist-Edition-reward pledges for my Kickstarter campaign for the next Evil Inc graphic novel skyrocketed for the day. And Momma Guigar didn’t raise no fool. So, here’s the deal… An Artist Edition book is part of a special numbered, limited run of books in which I draw a special illustration inside the book (usually in the inside front cover) just for you. Each Artist Edition book is signed and numbered. There will be only 250 AE books produced for each Evil Inc title. Below are a couple recent Artist Edition sketches that I’ve sent out. If you buy them from the Evil Inc store, you can even suggest an illustration! For the Kickstarter, I can’t make any promises. (But, heck, if you’re reading this, you’re a “regular” so if you drop me a friendly note, I’m sure we can work something out!)   ArtistEdition_20140527a ArtistEdition_20140527 EIv8_cover-KS_bug