Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Henri David Ball


Click on the thumbnail to see the entire image. This is my all-time favorite Halloween comic from Greystone Inn. It is an homage to Philadelphia’s Henri David Ball — a fantastic costume party thrown every year by jeweler Henri David. Tickets are $25 for costumed revelers and $60 for voyeurs. The proceeds go to charity. This year’s fete is at the Sheraton Center City Hotel at 16th and Race Streets in Philadelphia. Advanced tickets are for sale from the Halloween Jewelry Store, 1329 Pine St.: 215-732-7711. Get there prior to 10 p.m. if you’re buying tickets at the door, because the lines get long.