Chapter 17, Page 26b: Massive Power Surge

Dr. Muskiday was this close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos.

Then came a massive power surge.

Now the macronanos are suddenly swimming in raw emotional energy, Muskiday has to redouble his efforts, and nobody at Evil Inc can figure out where all that extra power came from.

Meanwhile, somewhere nearby, Countess Influencia has a very simple request for Captain Heroic:

“Kiss me.”

Mystery solved.


Evil Inc After Dark: Full Stream Ahead collects three complete Evil Inc storylines — along with their adults-only “after dark” counterparts. These spicy chapters peel back the curtain on what happens when superhero satire and workplace comedy take a decidedly NSFW turn.

• Heroic Revenge — Captain Heroic and Miss Match try to build trust while Commander Heroic continues to loom over their relationship. Meanwhile, Lightning Lady falls for a mysterious new face at Evil Inc whose past may prove explosive.

• Homeward Bound — Desi’s time on Earth is almost up unless she can pull off one major act of mischief. Her solution looks suspiciously like an OnlyFans account. Meanwhile, Cap and Miss Match discover that Commander Heroic still has opinions about their love life.

• Long-Lost Fiends — Cassie Cruz’s superhero temp agency is booming, but Thea Rhutman has villainous plans of her own. And Lightning Lady finds herself tempted by an old flame — a cheerful, musclebound minotaur.

And that’s not all. Full Stream Ahead includes the brand-new bonus story “Loads of Love,” an unrated adventure never before collected in print. When Dynasty and Battalion discover their superpowers can be passed along genetically, they decide it may be time to start a new kind of super team — with a little hands-on assistance from their friends.

Packed with superhero satire, workplace comedy, romantic complications, and plenty of adults-only bonus material, Full Stream Ahead is the next oversized installment of Evil Inc After Dark.


Transcript

Panel 1:
Countess: You heard me, Cap… I said ‘kiss me!”

Panel 2
Captain Heroic leans forward to kiss

Panel 3:
Countess’ phone releases confetti, breaking up the kiss: Congratulations! 500.1k followers!

Panel 4:
Countess: That’s… that’s half-a-million!
Captain Heroic: How many followers would make you truly happy?

Panel 5:
Countess: …more.

Panel 6:
Narration box: Back at Evil Inc
Sound effect: Arrrrrggghhhh!

Panel 7:
Holo-Clone Miss Match: What’s the matter, snookums?
Dr. Muskiday: I was so close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos!

Panel 8:
What happened?

Panel 9:
Dr. Muskiday: They’ve had a massive power surge. I’ll need to re-double my efforts!

Panel 10:
HoloClone Miss Match: Where did they get so much raw emotional power?!

Panel 11:
Miss Match (controlled by a macronano) is watching the Countess’ livestream as Hailey asks Cap to kiss her.


Alt text

Five-panel Evil Inc comic. Back at Evil Inc, HoloClone Miss Match asks Dr. Muskiday what is wrong. Muskiday says he was close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos, but they have experienced a massive power surge. He says he will need to redouble his efforts and wonders where they got so much raw emotional power. In the final panel, a macronano reacts violently to Countess Influencia’s offscreen command, “Kiss me,” while HoloClone Miss Match asks whether this means she can use her Mentos bikini.

Five to Pull / One to Pass: Oct. 1

Batman Widening Gyre #2

Creative team: Story by Kevin Smith; Art by Walter Flanagan and Art Thibert

Villain to Watch: Etrigan

They say: Once again, Kevin Smith – the fan-favorite creator behind Green Arrow and Daredevil – teams up with Walter Flanagan – the artist on the acclaimed series Batman: Cacophony – for an all-new adventure starring The Caped Crusader. The stakes are high as Batman encounters a new vigilante under his wing amidst what Smith describes as a ‘backdrop of romance, intrigue, and geek-bait guest stars galore.’ Trust us when we say that it’s as awesome as it sounds. Batman; The Widening Gyre is just the start of things for Kevin in the Bat-Universe so get on board now!

I say: This series has had a very nice lift-off, and this is the issue that’s going to determine whether it’s going to be an exciting flight or a crash-and-burn. Smith’s last series, Cacophony, kinda sputtered out, in my opinion, but Gyre has a tremendous amount of promise. Smith’s treatment of Poison Ivy was inspired. We can only hope Catwoman will be making her appearance soon.

Dark Reign: Lethal Legion #3

Creative team: Story by Frank Tieri; Art by Mateus Santolouco

Villains to Watch: Absorbing Man, Grim Reaper

They say: The mysterious circumstances surrounding the final showdown between the Lethal Legion and the Dark Avengers are finally revealed!

What could have happened that day that forever altered Marvel’s criminal underworld as we know it? Twists, turns, terror-and a shocking conclusion you won’t want to miss!

I say: Legion hasn’t been a phenomenal stand-out, but it’s been a pretty solid read nonetheless.

I’ve been in for two issues, and this one promises a Big Reveal, so I guess I’m in for another round. They’re laying the hype on heavily, so I’ll be extra disappointed if it doesn’t live up.

Dark Reign: Sinister Spider-Man #4

Creative team: Story by Brian Reed; Art by Chris bachalo

Villain to Watch: Venom

They say: Mac Gargan vs. well, just about everyone. The Dark Avengers! The Redeemers, er, Redeemers! J. Jonah Jameson! It’s a fight to the finish as your Frightening Neighborhood Spider-Man eats as many people as possible in 22 pages.

I say: Unlike Lethal Legion, this is one of the Dark Reign books that has surpassed expectations.

The art and the writing on this series has been exemplary. And the little touches like Venom horking a rabid squirrel that he was unable to digest? Priceless.

The Redeemers took it hard on the chin last ish, and, I’ll be honest, if this next issue is more masticating madness, I’ll be perfectly happy.

Green Lantern #46

Creative team: Story by Geoff Johns; Art by Doug Mahnke and Christian Alamy

Villain to Watch: Sinestro

They say: For months, Mongul has wrested control of the Sinestro Corps. Now Sinestro wants a word with him. And Hal wants a word with Sinestro. But in the midst of Blackest Night, they’ll all become the hunted as the fallen Sinestro Corps members rise. What will happen? Here’s a hint: Sinestro gets some serious payback.

I say: And Green Lantern book with Sinestro is a good Green Lantern book. A book in which the yellow-ringed-one exacts revenge is guaranteed gold. (See what I did there?) Say, if Black Lanterns hunt Sinestro Corpsmen… and if, as it’s been intimated in previous Blackest Night books, Black Lanterns can be damaged by combining the lights of the emotional spectrum… can a Hal Jordan / Sinestro team-up be far behind? I’ll go one further, could this be a modicum of redemption for Sinestro? After all, if Jordan can be redeemed, what’s to say that Sinestro couldn’t take a shot?

Secret Warriors #8

Creative team: Story by Jonathan Hickman; Art by Alessandro Vitti

Villain to Watch: HYDRA

They say: Nick Fury and a long-dormant spy now reactivated continue their top-secret mission while the kids get in way over their heads as they go up against members of the Dark Avengers and the Thunderbolts…and while no one else is looking, HYDRA’s grand plans continue to unfold. All that and Ares is finally reunited with his son – watch the sparks fly!

I say: I’ve been running hot-and-cold on Secret Warriors, but I have to say that Nick Fury is one of the most interesting figures in the Marvel Universe for this past six months or so. The development between Ares and him has made that fact even stronger. In a week with a significant number of strong contenders, I’m putting this title on the list at the expense of a couple others.

Honorable mentions: Dark Reign: Hood #5, Blackest Night Titans #2.

…And One To Pass…

Avengers / Invaders tradepaperback

Creative team: Story by Jim Krueger and Alex Ross; Art by Steve Sadowski

Villain to Watch: Red Skull

They say: Legends Live Again. The original Invaders (Captain America, Bucky, Human Torch, Toro, and the Sub-Mariner) return in an all-new tale by the award winning team behind Earth X, Justice and Project Superpowers. The greatest super-team of World War II finds themselves transported from the battlefields of the Second World War to a future they never imagined! Now, the Invaders find themselves confronted by two teams of Avengers who want desperately to believe these heroes are who they say they are, while Tony Stark faces his greatest challenge since the Civil War as he must deal with the “return” of Steve Rogers. Confronted by a world they barely recognize, the Invaders will have to show two teams of the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes just what kind of power, courage and sheer determination it took to defeat the forces of unrelenting evil in the Twentieth century. In fact…they may just have to do it again in the Twenty-First.

I say: This series lost me quickly. I thought it was rendered beautifully, but the plot was murky and hard to follow, and I quickly lost interest.

DisHonorable mention: Marvel Divas #3, Gotham City Sirens #4.