Chapter 17 | Page 3b: Hot Stuff

Today’s page takes us back to Ralph’s Diner, where Captain Heroic proves—once again—that nothing rattles him… not even a surprise soup bath.

Hailey is mortified, Captain Heroic is dripping, and somewhere across the diner, Yazmine Velour is livestreaming the whole thing as heart emojis rain from the internet. It’s a small moment, but one that says a lot about who Cap really is—and why people can’t help falling for him.

Transcript

Panel 1
Hailey (distraught that she has dumped hot soup on Captain Heroic): Omigod Omigod Omigod…

Captain Heroic (turning to another person eating at the diner): Excuse me. Would you hand me a napkin, please? (The person hands him a napkin)

Panel 2

Hailey: I’m so sorry Captain Heroic, sir. I didn’t mean to — {sob}

Panel 3

Captain Heroic (handing her the napkin): Here. Please don’t cry.

Panel 4

Captain Heroic (continues): Most of my first impressions involve disintegration rays. And actual impressions. In concrete.

Panel 5

Captain Heroic: This was far more pleasant — not counting the bay leaf in my shirt.Yazmine Velour (as she livestreams the interaction from the other side of the diner, a torrent of heart emojis flow from her phone as the audience reacts): Omigod Omigod Omigod

After Dark

This week's commissioned MicroFic delivers exactly what you’d want from a pairing between Dynasty and Father Christmas.

  • Yes, he lives up to his name.

  • Yes, Dynasty knew exactly what she was doing.

  • No, the North Pole will never be the same.

I also posted the Goblin Girl MicroFic from the Monster Girl poll — and the response was so good, I might need to make these poll-powered MicroFics a recurring thing!

Stan Lee meets Brad Guigar

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By far, the highlight of my attending the Pittsbugh Comic Convention this past weekend was meeting comics legend Stan Lee.

Here’s Stan, courtesy of my iPhone, but my hand was kinda shaking, so it’s not so great.

Luckily, Evil henchman Tony Miello was behind me in line, and he kindly offered to get some photos as I spoke to Stan.

See, my parents gave me a hardbound copy of How To Draw Comics the Marvel Way for Christmas when I was nine years old.

And I carried that book with me everywhere. Vacations… family gatherings… college… There were lots of times I felt as if I didn’t fit in. And there were lots of times I felt like I didn’t have many friends.

But I had Stan and John.

And that book spoke directly to the dreams of a nine-year-old boy with a thing for cartoons.

I met John Buscema, the co-author and illustrator of the book, in San Diego at Comic Con way back in 2001 or 2002, and I took the opportunity to have him sign my book then.

Getting Stan’s signature on the book was incredibly meaningful to me.

And that’s what I told Stan. And I told him that, thanks in no small part to that book, I will be celebrating ten years of creating a six-day-a-week comic strip this February. Tony captured his reaction, to the right.

He was proud of me. The nine-year-old in me cheered.

And the forty-year-old started getting misty.

So I took my exit. And Stan went on to sign another book. Tony was yelling for me to stay for one second longer and lean in for a shot with the two of us, but I didn’t hear him. You can see my arm. That’s going to have to be enough.

I don’t need a photograph. I’ll have that smile burned into my brain for a long, long time.

‘Nuff said.