Chapter 17, Page 26b: Massive Power Surge

Dr. Muskiday was this close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos.

Then came a massive power surge.

Now the macronanos are suddenly swimming in raw emotional energy, Muskiday has to redouble his efforts, and nobody at Evil Inc can figure out where all that extra power came from.

Meanwhile, somewhere nearby, Countess Influencia has a very simple request for Captain Heroic:

“Kiss me.”

Mystery solved.


Evil Inc After Dark: Full Stream Ahead collects three complete Evil Inc storylines — along with their adults-only “after dark” counterparts. These spicy chapters peel back the curtain on what happens when superhero satire and workplace comedy take a decidedly NSFW turn.

• Heroic Revenge — Captain Heroic and Miss Match try to build trust while Commander Heroic continues to loom over their relationship. Meanwhile, Lightning Lady falls for a mysterious new face at Evil Inc whose past may prove explosive.

• Homeward Bound — Desi’s time on Earth is almost up unless she can pull off one major act of mischief. Her solution looks suspiciously like an OnlyFans account. Meanwhile, Cap and Miss Match discover that Commander Heroic still has opinions about their love life.

• Long-Lost Fiends — Cassie Cruz’s superhero temp agency is booming, but Thea Rhutman has villainous plans of her own. And Lightning Lady finds herself tempted by an old flame — a cheerful, musclebound minotaur.

And that’s not all. Full Stream Ahead includes the brand-new bonus story “Loads of Love,” an unrated adventure never before collected in print. When Dynasty and Battalion discover their superpowers can be passed along genetically, they decide it may be time to start a new kind of super team — with a little hands-on assistance from their friends.

Packed with superhero satire, workplace comedy, romantic complications, and plenty of adults-only bonus material, Full Stream Ahead is the next oversized installment of Evil Inc After Dark.


Transcript

Panel 1:
Countess: You heard me, Cap… I said ‘kiss me!”

Panel 2
Captain Heroic leans forward to kiss

Panel 3:
Countess’ phone releases confetti, breaking up the kiss: Congratulations! 500.1k followers!

Panel 4:
Countess: That’s… that’s half-a-million!
Captain Heroic: How many followers would make you truly happy?

Panel 5:
Countess: …more.

Panel 6:
Narration box: Back at Evil Inc
Sound effect: Arrrrrggghhhh!

Panel 7:
Holo-Clone Miss Match: What’s the matter, snookums?
Dr. Muskiday: I was so close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos!

Panel 8:
What happened?

Panel 9:
Dr. Muskiday: They’ve had a massive power surge. I’ll need to re-double my efforts!

Panel 10:
HoloClone Miss Match: Where did they get so much raw emotional power?!

Panel 11:
Miss Match (controlled by a macronano) is watching the Countess’ livestream as Hailey asks Cap to kiss her.


Alt text

Five-panel Evil Inc comic. Back at Evil Inc, HoloClone Miss Match asks Dr. Muskiday what is wrong. Muskiday says he was close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos, but they have experienced a massive power surge. He says he will need to redouble his efforts and wonders where they got so much raw emotional power. In the final panel, a macronano reacts violently to Countess Influencia’s offscreen command, “Kiss me,” while HoloClone Miss Match asks whether this means she can use her Mentos bikini.

Wizard Timeline

[Edit: Updated with reader comments] I’m becoming obsessed with the story of Wizard Entertainment. This may be the most intriguing story in comics since the death of Superman.

Wizard, in case you didn’t know, was up-until-recently one of the 800-pound gorillas in the comics industry.

Its magazine, Wizard magazine, was the unofficial marketing arm of the Big Two comics publishers (Marvel and DC), and its regional conventions were the biggest on the American landscape. Only Comic Con International rivaled their size, but it had one date and Wizard boasted several weekends throughout the calendar year.

So, help me get my head around the following timeline. And, please, feel free to add any I missed.

1991: Wizard Entertainment launched.

1997: Wizard purchases the Chicago Comic-Con.

2001: “Anime Insider” magazine launched

Nov. 2004: Wizard announces the addition of WW Boston (the fifth WW, after Chicago, Philly, “Southern California” and Dallas).

July 2005: Wizard announces Wizard World Atlanta, which is scheduled on the same weekend that Heroes Con traditionally is held. The date selection becomes more controversial when it’s revealed that Heroes Con was allegedly in contact with the magazine about increasing its advertisement levels for the special anniversary show.

August 2005: Wizard backs off WW Atlanta, saying that 2007 is the targeted year for it if they can find a location.

Oct. 2006: Wizard World Boston is permanently cancelled. They announce dates for 2007. Wizard World Philly just happens to fall on Father’s Day Weekend for 2007, meaning it’ll be competing directly with Heroes Con.

April 2007: Reed Exhibitions launches New York Comic Con — a huge regional con that opens to successful reviews (despite some problems with the Fire Marshal).

Feb. 2009: Wizard Entertainment announces the latest in a series of staff cuts just weeks prior to New York Comic Con — at which the company hosts a panel: “Can You Work for Wizard Magazine?”

Feb. 2009: Wizard “postpones” Wizard World L.A. and cancels Wizard World Texas. WWLA is later officially canceled.

May 2009: Former Wizard staffers form MAD event management and announce the Long Beach Comic Con for Oct. 2-4. Marvel pledges support for the event with a limited edition incentive book which will be offered exclusively for show attendees who pre-order tickets.

May 2009: Wizard’s Amazon store’s negative-feedback rating plummets to 53%, when adjusted for the preceding 30 days. Reports from angry buyers (and the company’s seeming lack of response) are staggering.

June 2009: Wizard World Philadelphia, once again scheduled for the same weekend as Heroes Con, opens without traditional anchors such as DC, Marvel, Dark Horse, Image and Top Cow. Attendees show up for the last day with “R.I.P. WWP” T-shirts.

June 2009: Wizard CEO Gareb Shamus buys FunFare magazine and Paradise Comics’ Toronto Comic Con. There are now three, new Wizard-run conventions on the calendar — in New York, Chicago and Toronto.

August 2009: The list of exhibitors for upcoming Wizard World Chicago lacks the following names: DC Comics, Marvel, Dark Horse, Image and Top Cow.

November 2009: Gareb Shamus announces the purchse of New England Comic Con, with dates to be announced soon. The current 2010 schedule is:

Toronto Comic Con, Direct Energy Centre, March 26-28, 2010
Anaheim Comic Con, Anaheim Convention Center, April 16-18, 2010
Philadelphia Comic Con, Philadelphia Convention Center June 11-13, 2010
Chicago Comic Con, Donald E. Stephens (Rosemont) Convention Center, August 12-15, 2010
Big Apple Comic Con, Pier 94, October 7-10, 2010
New England Comic Con, TBD

June 2010: WW Philly is scheduled for June 11-13, so as not to directly compete with the Fathers Day scheduling of Heroes Con.