Chapter 17, Page 26b: Massive Power Surge

Dr. Muskiday was this close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos.

Then came a massive power surge.

Now the macronanos are suddenly swimming in raw emotional energy, Muskiday has to redouble his efforts, and nobody at Evil Inc can figure out where all that extra power came from.

Meanwhile, somewhere nearby, Countess Influencia has a very simple request for Captain Heroic:

“Kiss me.”

Mystery solved.


Evil Inc After Dark: Full Stream Ahead collects three complete Evil Inc storylines — along with their adults-only “after dark” counterparts. These spicy chapters peel back the curtain on what happens when superhero satire and workplace comedy take a decidedly NSFW turn.

• Heroic Revenge — Captain Heroic and Miss Match try to build trust while Commander Heroic continues to loom over their relationship. Meanwhile, Lightning Lady falls for a mysterious new face at Evil Inc whose past may prove explosive.

• Homeward Bound — Desi’s time on Earth is almost up unless she can pull off one major act of mischief. Her solution looks suspiciously like an OnlyFans account. Meanwhile, Cap and Miss Match discover that Commander Heroic still has opinions about their love life.

• Long-Lost Fiends — Cassie Cruz’s superhero temp agency is booming, but Thea Rhutman has villainous plans of her own. And Lightning Lady finds herself tempted by an old flame — a cheerful, musclebound minotaur.

And that’s not all. Full Stream Ahead includes the brand-new bonus story “Loads of Love,” an unrated adventure never before collected in print. When Dynasty and Battalion discover their superpowers can be passed along genetically, they decide it may be time to start a new kind of super team — with a little hands-on assistance from their friends.

Packed with superhero satire, workplace comedy, romantic complications, and plenty of adults-only bonus material, Full Stream Ahead is the next oversized installment of Evil Inc After Dark.


Transcript

Panel 1:
Countess: You heard me, Cap… I said ‘kiss me!”

Panel 2
Captain Heroic leans forward to kiss

Panel 3:
Countess’ phone releases confetti, breaking up the kiss: Congratulations! 500.1k followers!

Panel 4:
Countess: That’s… that’s half-a-million!
Captain Heroic: How many followers would make you truly happy?

Panel 5:
Countess: …more.

Panel 6:
Narration box: Back at Evil Inc
Sound effect: Arrrrrggghhhh!

Panel 7:
Holo-Clone Miss Match: What’s the matter, snookums?
Dr. Muskiday: I was so close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos!

Panel 8:
What happened?

Panel 9:
Dr. Muskiday: They’ve had a massive power surge. I’ll need to re-double my efforts!

Panel 10:
HoloClone Miss Match: Where did they get so much raw emotional power?!

Panel 11:
Miss Match (controlled by a macronano) is watching the Countess’ livestream as Hailey asks Cap to kiss her.


Alt text

Five-panel Evil Inc comic. Back at Evil Inc, HoloClone Miss Match asks Dr. Muskiday what is wrong. Muskiday says he was close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos, but they have experienced a massive power surge. He says he will need to redouble his efforts and wonders where they got so much raw emotional power. In the final panel, a macronano reacts violently to Countess Influencia’s offscreen command, “Kiss me,” while HoloClone Miss Match asks whether this means she can use her Mentos bikini.

Con Report: Wizard World Philadelphia

What happened at to Wizard World Philadelphia?

Wizard World Philadelphia is usually packed with surprises and this year was no different. For starters, DC Comics pulled out of the convention. So did all of the other major publishers (Marvel, Image, Dark Horse and Top Cow) as well as con staples such as Kevin Smith’s View Askew T-shirt booth.

The floorplan that Wizard had posted before the event was vastly different from the floorplan that exhibitors and attendees navigated over the weekend. Aisles were huge as booths were stretched thin to fill the exhibit space. And, unlike past years, there was no carpeting in those mammoth aisles to ease the sore feet of attendees.

And, in what can only be interpreted as an attempt to alienate the exhibitors and attendees who insisted on supporting the convention, badges were nixed in favor of paper wristbands. Exhibitors were expected to wear their wristbands for the entire weekend. According to Wizard, the move was made to prevent scammers who would switch badges outside the convention center and send new people in. But, we soon found out that, if we asked, we could get a handful of replacement wristbands. I had a pocketful all weekend. If I had wanted to (I didn’t, of course), I could have run the exact same scam that Wizard had hoped to prevent with the wristbands.

The wristbands, to me, seemed to say, “We’ve lost all the major publishers, now what can we do about the rest of those pesky exhibitors?”

And it wasn’t just exhibitors that Wizard was trying to chase away. Take the case of the Evil Inc reader who donned a handmade Marvel Girl outfit and headed for Saturday’s costume competition. She says she was told that they had instituted a limit of 25, and had allowed 39 — but that was as far as they were willing to go. She competes every year. The 25-person limit was completely new to her. So Marvel Girl sat out while others — including a couple in nothing more elaborate than jeans-and-a-T-shirt competed in the event.

As you might expect, the absence of top publishers and a pretty sorry pre-con promotional push made for a low turnout — made even more stark by the huge aisles and the sparse floorplan. Friday and Sunday were desolate. Saturday was very good, but the crowd disappeared at 4 p.m. — which made for a long slog to the 7 p.m. finish line.

I tweeted before coming in on Sunday: “I’m prepping for the last day of Wizard World Philadelphia, really hoping that it’s not the Last day of Wizard World Philadelphia.”

“Wizard World” responded that they’re not going anywhere and that they’re gearing up to announce next year’s Philly dates. But didn’t Wizard World LA and Wizard World Texas both have pre-announced dates — and weren’t both either cancelled or “postponed” earlier this year? I’d love for Wizard World Philly to rebound. I truly love having a major convention that I don’t have travel/hotel expenses for. But I’m skeptical.

Partly, I’m dubious because of another announcement from Wizard. They’re teaming with Big Apple Con to have a New York presence. If Wizard has a NYC presence — and if the publishers have abandoned Wizard World Philly — I have to conclude that it’s just a matter of time before my backyard con becomes a fond memory.

When I got to the show Sunday, fans had made up T-shirts: “R.I.P. WWP.”

I sure hope they’re wrong.