Intermission – April 21 — Evolution Success

Build-a-Baddie Returns (And It’s Bigger, Badder, and More Chaotic)

The last Build-a-Baddie Poll was such a hit, it spun off not one but two projects — a microfic and a 1,500-word short story!

So naturally… we’re doing it again.

Welcome back to Build-a-Baddie — the crowd-sourced character experiment where you decide:

  • The creature

  • The personality

  • The situation they’re caught in

I take your winning combo and turn it into a brand-new illustration.

There’s also a Wildcard section if you want to whisper your weirdest ideas into the void. No promises… but I will read them.

Voting opens this week on Patreon. Bring your best (and worst) ideas.


Transcript — Evolution Success Stories

A single-panel cartoon shows two bug-like creatures standing on a forest floor surrounded by large green leaves. Both have tall, thin, purple bodies with spindly limbs and antennae. The bug on the right has colorful, symmetrical butterfly wings with orange, black, and white patterns and looks relatively normal — an evolution success story The bug on the left has a strange, mismatched set of wings that resemble bold, graphic signage instead of natural wings. The wings are black with bright orange arrows and large words pointing in different directions, including “TASTY,” “HERE,” and “YUM!” with arrows directing attention toward the bug’s own body. The malformed-wing bug looks uneasy, while the butterfly-wing bug looks on. Beneath the comic, a caption reads: “All I’m saying is… it’s easy to be a fan of evolution if all you hear about are the success stories…”

To the right of the panel is a blue box that reads: “Intermission — The Evil Inc storyline will continue next week.”

VQ rating: Ghost




B-list Iron man baddie, Ghost, makes a big move up the villain ranks in the pages of Thunderbolts #132.

He’d been toiling in obscurity since making his first appearance in Iron Man # 219 (June ’87). His bio is a virtual blank slate.

According to his Wikipedia entry: “He claims to have been a business executive at one time, and that businessmen made him what he is. The Ghost works as a freelance industrial saboteur and seeks to destroy various corporations through sabotage, and is apparently most interested in attacking those dealing in electronics and high technology. He is willing to do this without financial re-compensation, but often hires himself out to corporations that wish to destroy rival companies, having developed a pathological hatred for high technology businesses and business executives.

According to his fellow T’bolters in the mess hall:

Headsman: “Ghost’s a whadddayacallit. ‘Anti-corporate terrorist.’ He don’t give a rat’s ass about money.”

Paladin: “I guess since Stark went down the tubes, Osborn’s the only game in town — and he’d rather have Ghost inside the tent… Either that or Ghost knows something we don’t.”

Ghost has become a card-carrying member of the tin-foil-hat club, welding himself into quarerts that only he, with his intagibility powers, can enter and exit. He eats only military MREs and sees conspiracy all around him.

Granted, that last one isn’t so hard on Thunderbolt Mountain.

But he’s got his eyes on a lot of what Osborn is orchestrating in the Marvel U right now. And we know that in a world where being able to benchpress schoolbusses and leap buildings is the norm, being able to think is the real super-power.

Which brings us to Ghost’s elevated VQ this week. Ghost knows that Norman Osborn sabotaged some of Headsman’s equipment during a recent mission. If Ghost hadn’t corrected the problem, Headsman would have fallen to certain death. And if he knows that, you can bet he knows more.

And that makes him powerful enough to make the respectable rise to 5 on our VQ scale.

Hopefully Osborne lets him live long enough to see 6.

Thunderbolts #132
Writer: Andy Diggle
Artist: Roberto De La Torre
Colors: Frank Martin
Letters: Albert Deschense