I’ve posted the next page of the Space Pirate story for my Patreon backers, and, as you can see, it is… en fuego. This is the eighth installment of my sexy space opera that features the continuing adventures of Captain Valerie Scarr as she explores outer (and inner) space. Today, Captain Scarr’s hostage is on an involuntary hunger strike, and that’s a problem that the good Captain is all-to-happy to solve.
I’m averaging more than one Patreon-exclusive post for every weekday in the month — including these full-page Evil Inc After Dark updates, NSFW illustrations, uncensored Courting Disaster… and even pin-ups and bonus cartoons! You’ll get all of this plus advance looks at Evil Inc strips and discounts on Evil Inc merchandise (like the 2016 pin-up calendar that my backers can get for only $9.99)
If you’re interested in joining the group, this is an excellent time! Become a backer today, and you’ll instantly have access to all of the great Patreon-exclusive content I’ve been posting since March of last year! Today’s page takes us back to Ralph’s Diner, where Captain Heroic proves—once again—that nothing rattles him… not even a surprise soup bath.
Hailey is mortified, Captain Heroic is dripping, and somewhere across the diner, Yazmine Velour is livestreaming the whole thing as heart emojis rain from the internet. It’s a small moment, but one that says a lot about who Cap really is—and why people can’t help falling for him.
Transcript
Panel 1
Hailey (distraught that she has dumped hot soup on Captain Heroic): Omigod Omigod Omigod…
Captain Heroic (turning to another person eating at the diner): Excuse me. Would you hand me a napkin, please? (The person hands him a napkin)
Panel 2
Hailey: I’m so sorry Captain Heroic, sir. I didn’t mean to — {sob}
Panel 3
Captain Heroic (handing her the napkin): Here. Please don’t cry.
Panel 4
Captain Heroic (continues): Most of my first impressions involve disintegration rays. And actual impressions. In concrete.
Panel 5
Captain Heroic: This was far more pleasant — not counting the bay leaf in my shirt.Yazmine Velour (as she livestreams the interaction from the other side of the diner, a torrent of heart emojis flow from her phone as the audience reacts): Omigod Omigod Omigod
After Dark
This week's commissioned MicroFic delivers exactly what you’d want from a pairing between Dynasty and Father Christmas.
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Yes, he lives up to his name.
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Yes, Dynasty knew exactly what she was doing.
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No, the North Pole will never be the same.
I also posted the Goblin Girl MicroFic from the Monster Girl poll — and the response was so good, I might need to make these poll-powered MicroFics a recurring thing!
