Chapter 17 | Page 3b: Hot Stuff

Today’s page takes us back to Ralph’s Diner, where Captain Heroic proves—once again—that nothing rattles him… not even a surprise soup bath.

Hailey is mortified, Captain Heroic is dripping, and somewhere across the diner, Yazmine Velour is livestreaming the whole thing as heart emojis rain from the internet. It’s a small moment, but one that says a lot about who Cap really is—and why people can’t help falling for him.

Transcript

Panel 1
Hailey (distraught that she has dumped hot soup on Captain Heroic): Omigod Omigod Omigod…

Captain Heroic (turning to another person eating at the diner): Excuse me. Would you hand me a napkin, please? (The person hands him a napkin)

Panel 2

Hailey: I’m so sorry Captain Heroic, sir. I didn’t mean to — {sob}

Panel 3

Captain Heroic (handing her the napkin): Here. Please don’t cry.

Panel 4

Captain Heroic (continues): Most of my first impressions involve disintegration rays. And actual impressions. In concrete.

Panel 5

Captain Heroic: This was far more pleasant — not counting the bay leaf in my shirt.Yazmine Velour (as she livestreams the interaction from the other side of the diner, a torrent of heart emojis flow from her phone as the audience reacts): Omigod Omigod Omigod

After Dark

This week's commissioned MicroFic delivers exactly what you’d want from a pairing between Dynasty and Father Christmas.

  • Yes, he lives up to his name.

  • Yes, Dynasty knew exactly what she was doing.

  • No, the North Pole will never be the same.

I also posted the Goblin Girl MicroFic from the Monster Girl poll — and the response was so good, I might need to make these poll-powered MicroFics a recurring thing!

The Commission List is open for the holidays!

Capt-Scarr Original art makes an awesome gift! I am currently accepting commissions — including NSFW requests. You have two great options:

Digital Commission — NSFW and SFW

You can get a full-color digital commission starting at $150. That would be a one-or-two person scene with a standard background. As the scene gets more complicated, we will negotiate the price together. And you can take $20 off your order if you allow me to share the image on my Patreon page. You will receive two files — one hi-res (for printing) and a low-res for your computer screen. These commissions can be NSFW or SFW… your choice.

Inked commission —NSFW and SFW

Inked commissions start at $250. I will mail you a signed, fully-inked 8×10″ illustration using archival inks on sturdy bristol board. That would be a one-or-two person scene with a standard background. As the scene gets more complicated, we will negotiate the price together. And you can take $20 off your order if you allow me to share the image on my Patreon page. The original art will be b&w, but you will also receive two full-color files — one hi-res (for printing) and a low-res for your computer screen. These commissions can be NSFW or SFW. Please note: I don’t do caricatures. Get your commission today!

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