Chapter 17, Page 26b: Massive Power Surge

Dr. Muskiday was this close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos.

Then came a massive power surge.

Now the macronanos are suddenly swimming in raw emotional energy, Muskiday has to redouble his efforts, and nobody at Evil Inc can figure out where all that extra power came from.

Meanwhile, somewhere nearby, Countess Influencia has a very simple request for Captain Heroic:

“Kiss me.”

Mystery solved.


Evil Inc After Dark: Full Stream Ahead collects three complete Evil Inc storylines — along with their adults-only “after dark” counterparts. These spicy chapters peel back the curtain on what happens when superhero satire and workplace comedy take a decidedly NSFW turn.

• Heroic Revenge — Captain Heroic and Miss Match try to build trust while Commander Heroic continues to loom over their relationship. Meanwhile, Lightning Lady falls for a mysterious new face at Evil Inc whose past may prove explosive.

• Homeward Bound — Desi’s time on Earth is almost up unless she can pull off one major act of mischief. Her solution looks suspiciously like an OnlyFans account. Meanwhile, Cap and Miss Match discover that Commander Heroic still has opinions about their love life.

• Long-Lost Fiends — Cassie Cruz’s superhero temp agency is booming, but Thea Rhutman has villainous plans of her own. And Lightning Lady finds herself tempted by an old flame — a cheerful, musclebound minotaur.

And that’s not all. Full Stream Ahead includes the brand-new bonus story “Loads of Love,” an unrated adventure never before collected in print. When Dynasty and Battalion discover their superpowers can be passed along genetically, they decide it may be time to start a new kind of super team — with a little hands-on assistance from their friends.

Packed with superhero satire, workplace comedy, romantic complications, and plenty of adults-only bonus material, Full Stream Ahead is the next oversized installment of Evil Inc After Dark.


Transcript

Panel 1:
Countess: You heard me, Cap… I said ‘kiss me!”

Panel 2
Captain Heroic leans forward to kiss

Panel 3:
Countess’ phone releases confetti, breaking up the kiss: Congratulations! 500.1k followers!

Panel 4:
Countess: That’s… that’s half-a-million!
Captain Heroic: How many followers would make you truly happy?

Panel 5:
Countess: …more.

Panel 6:
Narration box: Back at Evil Inc
Sound effect: Arrrrrggghhhh!

Panel 7:
Holo-Clone Miss Match: What’s the matter, snookums?
Dr. Muskiday: I was so close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos!

Panel 8:
What happened?

Panel 9:
Dr. Muskiday: They’ve had a massive power surge. I’ll need to re-double my efforts!

Panel 10:
HoloClone Miss Match: Where did they get so much raw emotional power?!

Panel 11:
Miss Match (controlled by a macronano) is watching the Countess’ livestream as Hailey asks Cap to kiss her.


Alt text

Five-panel Evil Inc comic. Back at Evil Inc, HoloClone Miss Match asks Dr. Muskiday what is wrong. Muskiday says he was close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos, but they have experienced a massive power surge. He says he will need to redouble his efforts and wonders where they got so much raw emotional power. In the final panel, a macronano reacts violently to Countess Influencia’s offscreen command, “Kiss me,” while HoloClone Miss Match asks whether this means she can use her Mentos bikini.

The Week in Villainy: Lightning Round

It’s been a while since my regularly scheduled look at comics from the black-cape perspective, so let’s catch up with a quick lightning round.

— Hulk 10-12: The three-issue “Defenders vs. Offenders” arc is at its mid-way point, with some very nice surprises. Match-ups between Silver Surfer/Tarrax; Namor/Tigershark and Dr. Strange/Baron Mordo have been interrupted by the Psycho-Man, Dormammu and Galactus (respectively). And the issue ends with Red Hulk hoisting Hulk on the end of a spear.

Every story involving the Grandmaster follows a recognizable pattern, and this one is no different. But the Offenders/Defenders hook is strong enough to surpass that trope. And the art team of Ed McGuinness and Dexter Vines makes this a truly enjoyable read. And major props to the Comicraft lettering for deft touches throughout (for example, the introductions of Dormamuu and Psych-Man).

— Dr. Doom and the Masters of Evil: Maybe it’s because my six-year-old and I are on our third tour through Marvel Ultimate Alliance for Wii, but the idea of Doom leading the Masters of Evil really works for me. The art certainly doesn’t hurt. It’s loose and expressive without being cartoony. In the story, Doom is on another Conquest, and enlists the aid of Enchantress, Executioner, Baron Zemo, Melter, Radioactive Man and Princess Python (from the Circus of Evil, no less) to assist him.

Spider sense says to keep an eye on Princess Python. She’s a C-lister at best. Hanging with thugs of this caliber is definitely not her style. If Doom doesn’t have something amazing planned for her, odds or series writer Paul Tobin does.

— Green Lantern: Meanwhile, in the DCU, Agent Orange has become the newest addition to the disturbingly Care-Bearsesque Green Lantern continuity. All of the Orange Lanterns use the emotion of greed to power their rings.

For those of you scoring at home, its:

Green: Will power (Green lantern Corps)

Orange: Greed (Agent Orange, et al.)

Yellow: Fear (Sinestro Corps)

Blue: Hope (Saints of the Blue Lanterns)

Violet: Love (Star Sapphires)

Red: Rage (Red Lantern Corps)

And of course, the Black Lantern sage is planned for this summer.

Smart money is on the Black Lantern wiping out most or all of the other-hued Lanterns, leaving only the green and a few yellow. This will force DC writers to eschew colors altogether in future storylines and focus on texture.

All hail the Tweed Lanterns.

— Solomon Grundy: Finally, rounding out the wrap-up is the Solomon Grundy seven-issue series.

Although the art is definitely not my taste, the story has some real potential, with Alan “Green Lantern” Scott and the Demon Etrigan playing pivotal roles in saving the monster from himself.

If a Grundy/Bizarro clash wasn’t enough to ignite major buzz around this title, I don’t know what it’s gonna take. But it’s worth keeping on your pull list, just in case.