Chapter 17, Page 26b: Massive Power Surge

Dr. Muskiday was this close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos.

Then came a massive power surge.

Now the macronanos are suddenly swimming in raw emotional energy, Muskiday has to redouble his efforts, and nobody at Evil Inc can figure out where all that extra power came from.

Meanwhile, somewhere nearby, Countess Influencia has a very simple request for Captain Heroic:

“Kiss me.”

Mystery solved.


Evil Inc After Dark: Full Stream Ahead collects three complete Evil Inc storylines — along with their adults-only “after dark” counterparts. These spicy chapters peel back the curtain on what happens when superhero satire and workplace comedy take a decidedly NSFW turn.

• Heroic Revenge — Captain Heroic and Miss Match try to build trust while Commander Heroic continues to loom over their relationship. Meanwhile, Lightning Lady falls for a mysterious new face at Evil Inc whose past may prove explosive.

• Homeward Bound — Desi’s time on Earth is almost up unless she can pull off one major act of mischief. Her solution looks suspiciously like an OnlyFans account. Meanwhile, Cap and Miss Match discover that Commander Heroic still has opinions about their love life.

• Long-Lost Fiends — Cassie Cruz’s superhero temp agency is booming, but Thea Rhutman has villainous plans of her own. And Lightning Lady finds herself tempted by an old flame — a cheerful, musclebound minotaur.

And that’s not all. Full Stream Ahead includes the brand-new bonus story “Loads of Love,” an unrated adventure never before collected in print. When Dynasty and Battalion discover their superpowers can be passed along genetically, they decide it may be time to start a new kind of super team — with a little hands-on assistance from their friends.

Packed with superhero satire, workplace comedy, romantic complications, and plenty of adults-only bonus material, Full Stream Ahead is the next oversized installment of Evil Inc After Dark.


Transcript

Panel 1:
Countess: You heard me, Cap… I said ‘kiss me!”

Panel 2
Captain Heroic leans forward to kiss

Panel 3:
Countess’ phone releases confetti, breaking up the kiss: Congratulations! 500.1k followers!

Panel 4:
Countess: That’s… that’s half-a-million!
Captain Heroic: How many followers would make you truly happy?

Panel 5:
Countess: …more.

Panel 6:
Narration box: Back at Evil Inc
Sound effect: Arrrrrggghhhh!

Panel 7:
Holo-Clone Miss Match: What’s the matter, snookums?
Dr. Muskiday: I was so close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos!

Panel 8:
What happened?

Panel 9:
Dr. Muskiday: They’ve had a massive power surge. I’ll need to re-double my efforts!

Panel 10:
HoloClone Miss Match: Where did they get so much raw emotional power?!

Panel 11:
Miss Match (controlled by a macronano) is watching the Countess’ livestream as Hailey asks Cap to kiss her.


Alt text

Five-panel Evil Inc comic. Back at Evil Inc, HoloClone Miss Match asks Dr. Muskiday what is wrong. Muskiday says he was close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos, but they have experienced a massive power surge. He says he will need to redouble his efforts and wonders where they got so much raw emotional power. In the final panel, a macronano reacts violently to Countess Influencia’s offscreen command, “Kiss me,” while HoloClone Miss Match asks whether this means she can use her Mentos bikini.

Introductions…

The cover of Hulk #10 grabbed me from across the comic shop. I have to admit, I can count the number of issues of that title I have read on one hand. And that goes all the way back to when Uncle Edju started bringing comics around in boxes for my brothers and me… around 1982.

But I have to admit, I wasn’t buying a Hulk comic. I was buying in to a Defenders mini series. It looks as if a new super-villain team-up is being introduced in Hulk. The Offenders seem to be an evil-twin version of the Defenders: Red Hulk, Tiger Shark, Tarrax and Baron Mordo (parallels to Hulk, the Submariner, Silver Surfer and Dr. Strange).

As if that wasn’t intriguing enough, the cover to Hulk #10 features a bald, blue Dr. Strange. Which, incidentally, brings us right back to Uncle Edju.

See, Uncle Edju drove a delivery truck. One of his shipments was to local drug stores — and in those shipments were magazines, digests and, of course, comics. They’d rip the covers off the stuff that didn’t sell, and give them away. Uncle Edju filled boxes and boxes with comics and brought them over to give to my brothers and me. That was my initial exposure to comics.

In one of those coverless volumes, I saw a character I knew as Dr. Strange, but he was bald and blue all over. (OK, I only know for sure that he was blue all over.)

And this was ages before Dr. Manhattan made that sort of thing fashionable. Also, Dr. Strange had pants. But I had no idea who this character was; what they had done with the “real” Dr. Strange; or how this guy fit into continuity.

And it’s a question that I just never found the answer to.

So when I saw the Dr. Strangely Manhattan on the cover of Hulk #10, I knew I had to grab it.

It looks like the launch to a classic Marvel melee. Complete with machinations by Grandmaster and the Collector — characters with infinite power and bizarre proclivities. (In other words, characters writers love to use to do wild stuff without being worried about continuity or believability.) As such, we’re bound to be in for a romp.

One thing we were not in for, however, was an explanation for Dr. Strangely Manhattan. Luckily, Richard Guion, over at GiantSizeMarvel.com, had an explanation ready. And it’s a doozy.

Needless to say, the blue Dr. Strange brought back fond memories of my teenage exposure to comics. The wild stories… the phenomenal characters… the coverless, ahem, magazines he stashed at the bottom of the box.

Too bad my folks caught wind of the magazines, because soon the boxes stopped arriving. But it was too late, a lifelong obsession had already begun.

And yes, I’m talking about the comics.