Chapter 17, Page 27a: Applied Mad Sciences

After several hours of applied mad sciences, Dr. Muskiday finally has a plan.

The macronanos have been feeding on Fairmount City’s emotions, growing stronger with every burst of anger, embarrassment, infatuation, and fear. Muskiday’s new device is designed to reverse the process — converting a macronano back into harmless micronanos while safely discharging all that stolen emotional energy.

There’s just one problem.

To test the thing, they need a macronano.

Fortunately, HoloClone Miss Match knows exactly how to bait the hook. A little romance. A little melodrama. And perhaps just a touch more enthusiasm than Dr. Muskiday was expecting.

Science demands sacrifice. Apparently, dignity is first on the list.


One Hot August

On Friday, I posted a wrap-up of all of the August exclusives — complete with previews of all the spicy selections. You can download all of them without becoming a Patreon backer here.


Transcript

Panel 1
Dr. Muskiday finishes tinkering on his device in front of a whiteboard that shows how the device works.

Macronano —> containment unit —> compression field emitter —> emotion output emitter

Muskiday: OK… I think we’re ready to test it out. Can you attract one of the macronanos?

Panel 2
HoloClone Miss Match:
Musky, darling, this may be our last chance to consummate our love before the macronanos take over! 

Panel 3
A macronano reacts as Holoclone Miss Match (continues off-panel):
Take me, my love. I’m yours, body and soul!

Panel 4
The macronano enters the lab, and HoloClone Miss Match slams the door behind it.
HoloClone Miss Match: Ha-HA! You sure are gullible! I can’t believe you fell for that. GET ’IM MUSKY!

Panel 5
Dr. Muskiday is in the act of taking off his pants:
…Huh??

Review: Dark Reign #1

I read Dark Reign over the weekend and it’s really sticking with me. I can’t get it out of my head. And I’m not just talking about the wonderfully finessed lettering of my pal Chris Eliopoulos.

Have you ever loved something and hated it at the same time? That’s kind of how I feel about Alex Maleev’s art. It’s gotten to the point of obsession with me, and I just can’t wrap my head around it.

First of all, I love this guy’s draftsmanship. There are very very artists who can relay character into faces as well as Alex. (Although Amanda Connor and Kevin Maguire are right up there.) But where Connor and Maguire are aces at conveying attitude, Maleev does the whole package. Each of his characters is an entire person — fully unique and three-dimensional.

I mean, just look at his Namor (click to page to the right for a bigger view). I can practically smell the sea on the page. His Loki is equally well-realized. She’s attractive, yet she’s not Barbie-doll perfect as we’ve come to expect in comics.

So what’s not to like?

It’s hard to describe, but the art has this roughness that really bugs me.

To try to explain myself, I’m going to go out on a limb here. I’m going to say right upfront: I may be completely off-base here. However, here’s my theory.

A couple years ago, comic artist started to figure out how to scan their pencils so they could skip the inking process. They could get a solid, dark black on their darkest pencil lines and drop out the lighter lines and tones. I had a guy lecture me about it for hours last year at a convention.

Saves time, saves money. Why wouldn’t you do it?

Well, because many times (if you’re not a very tight penciller) the end result looks too soft. And way too sloppy.

Now, here we have Maleev… with the sole art-related credit on the book… coming out with some tremendous draftsmanship. But the end result has so much visual noise. The lines get choppy at times, and they sometimes waver. And sometimes, there’s just way too much linework cluttering up some otherwise beautiful panels.

Does Maleev do the scanned-pencils thing with his art? I have no idea. I know his art is gorgeous. I know the guy has more talent in his pinkie finger than most others can muster throughout their bodies. I know he’s one of the very best of the century.

And I know I’d like to see his paired with a talented inker.