Intermission — April 23 — Bigfoot Problems

There are some Bigfoot problems that hit harder than others — and for certain legendary figures, male pattern baldness anxiety isn’t just about looks… it’s about legacy. Today’s comic imagines what happens when one very famous cryptid starts wondering if his myth might not survive a receding hairline.


What I’m Watching: Invincible, JJK, and the Great Animation Trade-Off

I’ve been watching Invincible with my sons, and I’ve got… thoughts.

First off: the story? Very, very good. Genuinely compelling stuff — even though the violence and gore is way past my personal comfort range. I'm not super comfortable with one character shooting another. The stuff that happens on a median-level episode of Invincible is a real challenge for me.

As someone who does NSFW comics, I'm constantly amazed at how perfectly acceptable Invincible is... yet an animated series based on Phil Foglio's XXXenophile would have people losing their ever-loving minds.

Further, it's a little disappointing to go from watching Jujutsu Kaisen (which we're also following at the moment) to watching Invincible.

JJK features jaw-dropping visuals and animation that constantly raises the bar episode after episode. It's phenomenal.

On the other side of the spectrum, Invincible clearly put all of its budget into getting celebrity voice talent. Some of them are very good.

I just wish a few of those Amazon dollars had been spent on the animation. Some of the scenes are pretty clearly PNGs that get enlarged to show an object moving through space, and it's a goddamned embarrassment.

But the story itself is very, very good.

Review: Terror Titans #3


First off, let me say that Terror Titans has been a solid series so far. The art has been tight, and the characterizations have been, for the most part, very good.

But, I’m afraid, Issue 3 must be vying for a last-minute addition to the Greatest WTF Moments in Comics.

We’re given a juicy set-up: Dreadbolt is forced by Clock King to try to kill his own father, Bolt. During the scuffle, Dreadbolt defeats his father by phasing him halfway through a brick wall.

You have to be a real comics geek, like me, to know that Bolt (the father) has a teleportation device wired into his suit. Otherwise, you’d just assume that they’re both standard electricity-based meta-humans. But nowhere in the comic — visually or verbally — does the storytelling team relate how the son is able to override his father’s control of the suit. It’s a stunning scene, but it’s poor storytelling. It’s accomplished with yet another ZAP — exactly like the other half-dozen seen in the preceding panels.

So, for the experienced reader, it’s a bit confusing. And for the standard-issue fan, it’s a completely baffling turn-of-events.

Aside from the occasional misstep, though, the series has been a good read. I’m not really a follower of the Teen Titans, but I’m really enjoying learning more about some of these characters. For example, I was thrilled to see that Wendy and Marvin (Yes, the Wendy and Marvin from the early episodes of Superfriends) are caretakers of the Titans Tower. That’s beautiful!

And now, on to the important stuff: The bad guys. The stand-out bad guy in this issue is clearly Dreadbolt. Knocking over one’s own father is undeniably evil. Doing it in such a gruesome way is a slam dunk for his VQ rating.

Dreadbolt rises to a respectable six. It’ll be a seven if he has a decent explanation for how he did it in issue 4.