Chapter 17, Page 27a: Applied Mad Sciences

After several hours of applied mad sciences, Dr. Muskiday finally has a plan.

The macronanos have been feeding on Fairmount City’s emotions, growing stronger with every burst of anger, embarrassment, infatuation, and fear. Muskiday’s new device is designed to reverse the process — converting a macronano back into harmless micronanos while safely discharging all that stolen emotional energy.

There’s just one problem.

To test the thing, they need a macronano.

Fortunately, HoloClone Miss Match knows exactly how to bait the hook. A little romance. A little melodrama. And perhaps just a touch more enthusiasm than Dr. Muskiday was expecting.

Science demands sacrifice. Apparently, dignity is first on the list.


One Hot August

On Friday, I posted a wrap-up of all of the August exclusives — complete with previews of all the spicy selections. You can download all of them without becoming a Patreon backer here.


Transcript

Panel 1
Dr. Muskiday finishes tinkering on his device in front of a whiteboard that shows how the device works.

Macronano —> containment unit —> compression field emitter —> emotion output emitter

Muskiday: OK… I think we’re ready to test it out. Can you attract one of the macronanos?

Panel 2
HoloClone Miss Match:
Musky, darling, this may be our last chance to consummate our love before the macronanos take over! 

Panel 3
A macronano reacts as Holoclone Miss Match (continues off-panel):
Take me, my love. I’m yours, body and soul!

Panel 4
The macronano enters the lab, and HoloClone Miss Match slams the door behind it.
HoloClone Miss Match: Ha-HA! You sure are gullible! I can’t believe you fell for that. GET ’IM MUSKY!

Panel 5
Dr. Muskiday is in the act of taking off his pants:
…Huh??

Review: Terror Titans #3

First off, let me say that Terror Titans has been a solid series so far. The art has been tight, and the characterizations have been, for the most part, very good.

But, I’m afraid, Issue 3 must be vying for a last-minute addition to the Greatest WTF Moments in Comics.

We’re given a juicy set-up: Dreadbolt is forced by Clock King to try to kill his own father, Bolt. During the scuffle, Dreadbolt defeats his father by phasing him halfway through a brick wall.

You have to be a real comics geek, like me, to know that Bolt (the father) has a teleportation device wired into his suit. Otherwise, you’d just assume that they’re both standard electricity-based meta-humans. But nowhere in the comic — visually or verbally — does the storytelling team relate how the son is able to override his father’s control of the suit. It’s a stunning scene, but it’s poor storytelling. It’s accomplished with yet another ZAP — exactly like the other half-dozen seen in the preceding panels.

So, for the experienced reader, it’s a bit confusing. And for the standard-issue fan, it’s a completely baffling turn-of-events.

Aside from the occasional misstep, though, the series has been a good read. I’m not really a follower of the Teen Titans, but I’m really enjoying learning more about some of these characters. For example, I was thrilled to see that Wendy and Marvin (Yes, the Wendy and Marvin from the early episodes of Superfriends) are caretakers of the Titans Tower. That’s beautiful!

And now, on to the important stuff: The bad guys. The stand-out bad guy in this issue is clearly Dreadbolt. Knocking over one’s own father is undeniably evil. Doing it in such a gruesome way is a slam dunk for his VQ rating.

Dreadbolt rises to a respectable six. It’ll be a seven if he has a decent explanation for how he did it in issue 4.