The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
Here’s a peek at one of the NSFW comic series I’m posting
exclusively for my Patreon backers. This is from the Evil Inc After Dark: Space Pirate storyline.
It’s a sexy space opera featuring fan-favorite Captain Scarr, a space pirate, and her adventures in outer (and inner) space. In this installment, the handsome guard attempts to protect the princess, only to be overpowered by our favorite buccaneer.
Yesterday, I posted another in a series of NSFW Halloween commissions, and all week long, I’ve been posting pin-ups of some of Evil Inc’s best. If you’re not a member,
this is a fantastic time to join!
