Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Talking Comics with Brad — The Hard Truths of Making Better Comics

In this full livestream recording from June 27, 2025, veteran cartoonist Brad Guigar dives deep into the most important (and often overlooked) truths about building a successful comic.

Topics include:

  • 00:00 — Your writing must improve. We call them comics readers — not comics lookers
  • 13:03 — A social-media following isn’t measured by the people, it’s measured by their passion.
  • 22:23 — When is it time to reboot?
  • 45:44 — Gambler’s Mentality: The myth of going viral

Also…

  • Why “Do a Good Comic” is Rule #1
  • The power of vertical scroll formatting
  • Why follower counts don’t matter as much as passion
  • Understanding that it’s OK to lose followers
  • The myth of “going viral”
  • When persistence becomes a trap
  • Why strong writing beats flashy art
  • How honest self-reflection drives improvement

If you’re serious about making comics that connect, grow, and last — this one’s for you.