Chapter 17 | Page 3a: Meet-Cute

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Panel 1
Caption: Meanwhile, at Evil Inc…
Miss Match (walking in foreground)
Lightning Lady (in background): Psst. Come here…

Panel 2
Lightning Lady: You’re gonna hear about this today…
Lightning Lady: It’s better it’s from me.

Panel 3
Miss Match (holding phone): So what? A waitress spilled soup on Cap…
Lightning Lady: Read the comments.

Panel 4
Miss Match (angrily, as the phone in her hands erupts into flames): Meet-cute?! What the fuck is a “meet-cute”?!
Iron Dragon is walking by and sees this happening.

Panel 5
Iron Dragon: A meet-cute is when two characters in a romantic movie meet for the first time in a charming or embarrassing way.
Iron Dragon: Surgat loves rom-coms.

Panel 6
Miss Match (annoyed): I guess you think you’re pretty smart, huh?

Panel 7
  Iron Dragon: No.

Panel 8
Iron Dragon (looking at phone, smoldering in Miss Match’s hands):
If I were smart, I wouldn’t have let Lightning Lady borrow my phone this morning.


I’m running a Spice Rack Comics Showcase on Patreon — a creator-by-creator spotlight featuring samples from every artist in the collective.

So far, I’ve highlighted:
• The Cummoner — delightfully unhinged fantasy filth
• Pixie Trix — sexy mischief wrapped in razor-sharp humor

And we’re just getting started.

By the time the dust settles, I will have shared 87 pages of NSFW comics with Patreon backers — all pulled from the massive Spice Rack sampler PDF. It’s a fantastic way to discover new creators, expand your reading list, and support the indie adult-comics community.

If you’re a Patreon backer, keep an eye out — more artists are being featured every few days, and some of these comics absolutely go places.

(And if you’re not a backer yet… this is a pretty great month to give yourself a gift.)

Movin’ on up…

I remember back in the day, when I was starting out with Greystone Inn, I participated in all of those “Top Webcomics”lists. If I put the voting buttons on my site, encouraging people to vote for me, I could easily reap the rewards of climbing the list: An influx of new readers; increased merchandise sales; desperate, nubile groupies e-mailing me indiscreet photographs of themselves…

Only to become bitterly disappointed when none of those things came to fruition.

So imagine my surprise when I find Evil Inc included in some sort of Webcomic ranking system. After all, I stopped participating in this kind of thing years ago.

And imagine my surprise to see Evil Inc in the top ten!

Thanks to everyone who voted.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go check my e-mail…