Chapter 17, Page 22b: Artificial Love

The macronanoes feed on genuine emotion — which makes HoloClone Miss Match a particularly dangerous target.

Dr. Muskiday programmed her devotion himself. She may express love with overwhelming intensity, but there is no emotional uncertainty underneath it for the macronanoes to consume. His artificial love algorithm has created the perfect trap.

Unfortunately, that realization leaves Muskiday with something much harder to digest.


Evil Inc Erotica: The Doctor Is In

Last week’s Evil Inc Erotica release took us inside a fertility clinic where the bedside manner was professional, the treatment was unconventional, and the doctor had considerably more hands-on experience than anyone expected.

The new illustration introduced Dr. Deepwell, his nervous patient Natalie, and her increasingly concerned boyfriend, Todd. Then, the accompanying prose story explored the entire examination in all its medically dubious, tentacle-intensive detail.

It’s a monster-romance scenario with a clinical setting, a worried boyfriend, and a doctor who is extremely confident in his treatment plan.

Look for both the illustration and the complete prose story on Patreon.

Read it now!


Transcript

Panel 1:

The macronanoes swarm around Holoclone Miss Match

HoloClone Miss Match: Nooooo!

Panel 2:

The macronanoes hover around HoloClone Miss Match

Macronano 1: Wait!

Macronano 2: What’s happening?!

Macronano 3: There’s nothing here!

Panel 3:

HoloClone Miss Match: (smiling) Exactly.

Panel 4:

HoloClone Miss Match inhales all of the macronanos. 

SFX: VWOORRSH!

Macronano 1: Cruel world! Cruel world!

Macronano 2: It’s a traaaaaaaaaaap

Panel 5: 

HoloClone Miss Match: <burp> That’s one hell of a romance algorithm you wrote.

Panel 6:

Dr. Muskiday: (sadly) Yeah. Sometimes I’m too thorough for my own good.

Ohio Comic Con — This weekend!

EvilIncFlierColumbus2If you’re in the Columbus (Ohio) area this weekend, be sure to come out to Ohio Comic Con to help me celebrate my last comic convention of the year! I’ll have Evil Inc books on hand, along with other favorites like Phables and The Webcomics Handbook.  And, of course, I’ll be opening a commission list. If you’d like information on commissions (or to reserve a place on the list), please feel free to get in touch! Plus, this is going to be extra fun because Evil Inc colorist Alex Heberling will be my back-to-back booth buddy. This will be the first time we’ll be appearing at a show together!

Panels

Webcomics 101: Friday, Sept 18th (6p.m.) Room 4 Wanna start a webcomic? Sure. We all do. But where to start? Brad Guigar, author of “The Webcomics Handbook,” — the popular sequel to “How To Make Webcomics” — takes you on a step-by-step tutorial of setting up a site, using social media for promotion, and making money from your work. Webcomics Roundtable: Saturday, Sept 19th (2:30PM)Room 162 A/B The world of webcomics has undergone its biggest upheaval since its inception. From the new ComiXology app to Orphan Works, from Kickstarter to Patreon, there’s an awful lot to keep track of. Webcomics veteran Brad Guigar gathers a roundtable of webcomics notables to talk about these questions and much much more! Featuring Alex Heberling, Steve Hamacker and Trever Mueller.